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Previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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They brought with them something evil.

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His sister is another one of those stupid oni's.

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Sasha has just transformed into the other oni.

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The room suddenly goes dark and you can't see anything

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and it sounds like he is running away from you.

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You get about five feet from the house,

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the darkness disappears.

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Oh good, I yell to the other guys,

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come on, I can see shit out here.

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And as you get to about the same spot where Thea was,

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things are still pitch black for you.

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So I am the source of darkness, everybody.

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I'm gonna walk you like a dog.

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I throw myself to Flint and I say,

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you know, hold on to this, buddy.

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You can't see anything.

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I'm just gonna, yeah, I'm just gonna run up and stab.

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Once he takes that damage, you get your vision back.

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It appears whatever spell around you has now disappeared.

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Sweet.

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19 damage.

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Nice.

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Woo.

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You murdered an oni.

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Sweet, we did it.

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Can we have a nap?

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I'm pretty tuckered up here.

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I'm not the best I've been.

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You're approached by Bahren.

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He's not looking great, he's up and moving around.

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Would you be able to escort us

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to the next city over Mirabar?

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We could go help them get there

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and then it's just hopefully an easy river boat

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with the river ride back down to Leskin.

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I agree.

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Plus, it's like, you know,

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it's like saving a baby from a burning building

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and then leaving it on the sidewalk and walking away.

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Yeah, I feel responsible for these people now.

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You're safe now, baby.

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You're safe now, baby.

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I'm gonna get some babies.

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons,

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a D&D fifth edition actual play podcast.

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I'm your dungeon master, Russ More.

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And with me here today,

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playing new Laura Moonbrook is Carla Johnson.

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Hey-o.

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And playing Flint Firebeard, Tom Laird.

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That's me.

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And Thea Amastasia is Amy More.

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Yes, it is.

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Can I admit, I don't think I remembered

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either of yours last names.

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That was a surprise to me.

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Yeah, Thea's for sure.

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I had no clue.

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My last name is bitchin'.

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So we-

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Amastasia.

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Oh, they're all amazing.

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I'm a Russian princess.

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It just is funny,

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because we've been playing this game for two years.

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Just a batch.

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Is that right?

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Yeah.

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You guys often don't drop your last names.

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Whenever you introduce yourselves,

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you're like, I'm Thea Flint New Laura.

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That's where you stop.

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We're pretty famous, like, in world.

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I think so, like, we're kind of just

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like one name people.

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Yeah, one name, Madonna.

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Fiance.

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That's why everybody asks who you are

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and what the hell you're doing in this city.

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Well, they're just playing it out.

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Okay, so let's start by rolling a D20.

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Oh, God.

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Everybody.

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Well, I got a three.

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I gotta reach my dice.

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Hold on.

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I'm really prepared.

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What even are you doing?

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Hold on.

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What have you been doing?

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You sent me those memes of you waiting and waiting.

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Ooh, 18.

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Ooh.

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Flint, coming out hot.

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Here I am.

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And I rolled a 10.

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Okay, so Flint,

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you are gonna give us a bit of a rundown.

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I figured the high roll would get to dodge this one.

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No, no.

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High roll wins the game, man.

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Ah, boo.

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God bless you, number three.

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Why 18, why?

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That'll be the highest roll he rolls this entire time.

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Well, yeah, I'm cursed now.

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So thanks a lot, guys.

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So just for anybody jumping on board,

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give us, you know, the overarching idea

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of what you're, what we're doing.

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Sure, sure, sure.

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And kind of the last little rundown

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of the last couple episodes or so.

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So quick summary of our adventures so far.

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The dragon cult seems to be amassing treasures

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and jewels and all sorts of stuff.

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And we didn't really know why at first,

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but apparently they're trying to bring back Tiamat,

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who is the queen of the dragons.

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And we and our team of allies

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that we've been collecting

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as we've been adventuring so far,

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not really down with this

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because, well, it's the queen of the dragons

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and she's probably gonna enslave us all

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or just kill us, so that's no good.

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This quest has brought us all over Faerun

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where we fought all kinds of big bad guys

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who mostly we've done pretty well against.

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Sometimes not so much,

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like in that big dragon fight episode.

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That did not go well until the end,

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until Amy totally pulled it together

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with her amazing arrow.

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Anyway, back to the summary.

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So we've got a couple things on the go right now.

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The dragon cult has destroyed the town of Little Rock

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and we ran into a pair of Onis

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when we went to check it out

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and they had chewed off the dragon cult

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and that was an interesting experience.

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We hadn't fought any of those before.

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We got the job done.

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We helped out the towns folks

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and now we're going to escort them up to Mirabar

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for a fresh start.

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And then we need to return back to Luskin

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to meet up with someone that we'd previously talked to,

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Makkoth the Crimson and see if the Arcane Brotherhood

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is going to help us out.

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That's all I got.

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That's about where we caught up to.

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So that's good.

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Great job, Karla.

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Yeah, well done, Karla.

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You really saved the day.

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So you guys ridded the town of Little Rock

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of the Onis and you set off

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with the 20 to 30 remaining survivors of Little Rock

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to Mirabar, which is a town,

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a couple days journey to the east of Little Rock.

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And you make it there without really any trouble.

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You pull up to Mirabar and Mirabar is a city

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that stands on a knoll on the north banks

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of the river Marar.

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the Mirabar is populated with squat stone buildings

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and a few stone towers.

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And it is arranged in such a way

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as to provide great efficiency,

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which the dwarves and the other humans

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take quite a lot of pride in

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at how well-built their whole city is.

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So you pull up to the gates of Mirabar.

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There are large stone walls around Mirabar.

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The city is split into two sections

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and the river cuts through.

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You're on the north side of the river

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and you come up to the gates

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and there is an information booth,

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so to speak, at the gate.

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And there is a single dwarven man inside the booth

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and he's kind of sitting there reading a book.

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Flanko, talk to him, you're so charming.

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True, you've got that belt.

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I do have bonuses when I talk to dwarves,

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so what should I ask him?

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I wanna know just how much more efficient the city is

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compared to other cities.

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Are we thinking like 57% more efficient?

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We're looking for numbers

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and they seem the type to provide them.

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Also maybe some kind of like,

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we kind of have some refugees, right?

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Mm-hmm.

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Right-o, right-o.

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Hello, fellow dwarf.

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We come from Little Rock

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where the dragon cult had cleaned out the town

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and we bring some refugees.

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Are we able to bring them here?

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Are you guys able to accommodate us?

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Well, that's asking a lot of things right there.

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Who are you?

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Sorry, I should have introduced myself.

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My name is Flint Firebeard

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and these are my companions, Nulara and Thea.

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Ah, Firebeard of the Firebeard clan

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down south there.

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Yes, yes.

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That's the one.

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Oh, wow.

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Hmm, how many, you got refugees you say?

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Yes.

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How many people are you looking to stick around here?

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Let me just get a quick head count for you.

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Guys, who all wants to stick around here?

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Raise your hand.

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Approximately 30 people raise their hands.

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Excellent.

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I've got approximately 30.

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Says, well, I mean,

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we can probably put them up for a few days

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and then usually with these sorts of things,

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the city is pretty good at helping people get back,

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get back going to where they need to be

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or set up within the city.

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So yeah, yeah, absolutely.

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There's a hostel in town.

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It's called The Helping Hand

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and representatives from the city are around there

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or should be there

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and they can help get your people taken care of.

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That's awesome.

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Thank you so much.

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You're welcome, you're welcome.

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Anything else you want to see

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here in the fine town of Mirabar?

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What would you recommend?

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Oh, well, there's lots of great things.

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You could see our excellent architecture,

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how well our streets are laid out.

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You could see-

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I lean forward and I nudge,

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I nudge Flint and I'm like,

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ask him how efficient it is.

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How much more efficient?

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How much more efficient is it?

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More efficient than your average slum of a town?

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It's at least-

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That is a glowing review.

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It's at least 77% more efficient.

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Whew.

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Wow.

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Thea's very impressed.

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Like good restaurants or anything?

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Yes, there's a lovely pub.

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It's called the Ritey Anna Panda Hut.

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What an interesting name.

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Sounds like a small child came up with that name,

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doesn't it?

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That is very excellent.

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Amazing.

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Yes, the Ritey Anna Panda Pub.

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They're known for their ales and meads

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and how they make a mean pasta dish.

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It's a panda sandwich.

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They make a mean panda sandwich.

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That's what I think, like Panda Hut,

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like Pizza Hut.

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I don't think I like that place at all.

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They don't serve,

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they don't serve Panda.

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00:09:59,240 --> 00:10:01,360
They've got one hell of a salad bar.

277
00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:04,960
I like my Panda's cute, cuddly

278
00:10:04,960 --> 00:10:07,080
and not having intercourse,

279
00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:09,280
like the way God intended.

280
00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:12,680
Celebrate.

281
00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:15,080
That's how I like my Panda's.

282
00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:17,840
Learn something new about the Carla.

283
00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:19,400
She does not want the species

284
00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:22,360
to make it any farther than right now.

285
00:10:23,680 --> 00:10:24,720
All right, well, guys,

286
00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:28,120
should we head to the Panda Hut?

287
00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:29,120
Well, let's take these folks

288
00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:30,920
to that hostel first, don't you think?

289
00:10:30,920 --> 00:10:31,759
That sounds like a good plan.

290
00:10:31,759 --> 00:10:32,879
There's some kids and stuff.

291
00:10:32,879 --> 00:10:34,720
They're really getting on my nerves.

292
00:10:35,399 --> 00:10:37,240
Damn reproduction.

293
00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:39,800
They might be tired and scared,

294
00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:40,680
but that works too.

295
00:10:40,680 --> 00:10:42,759
To be honest, I'm a little scared of them now

296
00:10:42,759 --> 00:10:45,399
because they kept turning into Onis.

297
00:10:45,399 --> 00:10:46,240
That's fair.

298
00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:47,080
Let's get rid of them.

299
00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:48,960
To the helping hand.

300
00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:49,800
Throughout your journey,

301
00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:53,040
they have said nothing that a child wouldn't say,

302
00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:55,399
but you have taken it very as much

303
00:10:55,399 --> 00:10:56,720
that they are possessed

304
00:10:56,720 --> 00:10:57,960
and you think they are super creepy.

305
00:10:57,960 --> 00:10:59,600
Well, they started singing

306
00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:03,800
and now because our DM has traumatized me,

307
00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:06,000
I don't want to hear children singing anymore.

308
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,680
So thanks for that.

309
00:11:07,680 --> 00:11:08,520
You're welcome.

310
00:11:09,560 --> 00:11:10,840
If you come to my classroom,

311
00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:13,960
it's a bunch of tiny Korean boys singing,

312
00:11:13,960 --> 00:11:17,280
what a man, what a man, what a man, what a man.

313
00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:19,120
Seriously?

314
00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:21,720
Yeah, it's a song that they're on right now.

315
00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:22,560
That is the cutest.

316
00:11:22,560 --> 00:11:23,720
They've been on that one for a while.

317
00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:25,320
I'm back on board with kids singing.

318
00:11:25,320 --> 00:11:27,880
That sounds unbelievably adorable.

319
00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:28,720
There you go.

320
00:11:29,680 --> 00:11:32,080
See, you can't keep me down, Russ.

321
00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:33,080
No, I'll try.

322
00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:35,920
I'll try and make you just hit kids by the end of it.

323
00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:40,680
So to the helping hand.

324
00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:43,840
He gives you directions through the city

325
00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:45,080
to get to the hostel

326
00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:48,560
and you are able to make it there rather quickly

327
00:11:48,560 --> 00:11:50,840
and you get to the helping hand

328
00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:52,759
and there is someone from the city there

329
00:11:52,759 --> 00:11:55,120
who comes up and greets you

330
00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:55,960
and he says,

331
00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:57,000
welcome to Mirabar.

332
00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,560
What are all these people doing here?

333
00:11:58,560 --> 00:12:01,120
These are refugees from Little Rock

334
00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:03,519
and they're hoping that they can rest here a while

335
00:12:03,519 --> 00:12:04,879
and hopefully you guys can help them

336
00:12:04,879 --> 00:12:06,120
get back on their feet.

337
00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:08,440
Says, well, we'll take them in

338
00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:10,279
and they'll go through the obvious

339
00:12:10,279 --> 00:12:12,120
refugee interview process.

340
00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:14,279
This is becoming-

341
00:12:14,279 --> 00:12:15,480
Is this Trump's Mirabar?

342
00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:16,879
This is becoming very political.

343
00:12:16,879 --> 00:12:17,720
It's extreme-

344
00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:19,080
I didn't mean for it to be.

345
00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:20,759
It's extreme vetting.

346
00:12:20,759 --> 00:12:23,759
It's getting weird, but they all seem nice, right?

347
00:12:23,759 --> 00:12:26,639
They're gonna take care of these people, right?

348
00:12:26,639 --> 00:12:27,480
Yes, yes.

349
00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:28,680
Oh, thank goodness.

350
00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:31,039
I've played this game as an escape.

351
00:12:32,039 --> 00:12:34,000
I didn't mean for it to take a turn.

352
00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:37,639
Don't bring these real world problems in near us.

353
00:12:37,639 --> 00:12:39,559
We only want fake world problems, Russ.

354
00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:42,799
This is the episode where it gets super political.

355
00:12:42,799 --> 00:12:44,120
Did you hear that?

356
00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:47,000
I just heard 500 people turn off the broadcast.

357
00:12:50,199 --> 00:12:52,039
All in all purposes,

358
00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:53,879
it appears that they are going to take care

359
00:12:53,879 --> 00:12:54,719
of these people.

360
00:12:54,719 --> 00:12:56,199
You've brought them to safety

361
00:12:56,199 --> 00:12:59,319
and the fine folk of Mirabar

362
00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:03,080
are going to make sure they get reestablished.

363
00:13:03,080 --> 00:13:03,920
Good.

364
00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:07,879
And we're pretty sure none of them are Onis anymore.

365
00:13:07,879 --> 00:13:10,680
So if that's the interview process

366
00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:12,120
that you're thinking of,

367
00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:13,800
that's probably a good thing to check.

368
00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:16,600
He writes something on the clipboard that he's holding

369
00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:19,879
and kind of says, oh, okay.

370
00:13:19,879 --> 00:13:20,720
Great.

371
00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:22,720
That's a problem for people.

372
00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:25,920
They all pile into the hostel

373
00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:28,320
after saying their thank yous to you

374
00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:32,680
and you guys are left out in the street there

375
00:13:32,680 --> 00:13:37,680
and you hear from behind you a gruff voice.

376
00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:41,080
Flint, you recognize this voice.

377
00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:43,120
And he says, well, well, well,

378
00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:45,879
I never thought I'd see you around here again, Flint.

379
00:13:45,879 --> 00:13:46,720
And you turn around.

380
00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:47,640
Who's that?

381
00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:51,240
And you see.

382
00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:52,360
New phone, who's that?

383
00:13:53,640 --> 00:13:55,240
Is it his dad?

384
00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:59,039
Brother, ex-boyfriend.

385
00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:00,919
Oh God, so many possibilities.

386
00:14:00,919 --> 00:14:01,879
That would be a twist.

387
00:14:01,879 --> 00:14:06,879
You see dressed in regalia of the fist of the iron dawn.

388
00:14:07,639 --> 00:14:08,480
Oh geez.

389
00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:10,919
A friend of yours from that group.

390
00:14:10,919 --> 00:14:14,399
Now Sergeant Leonan Glorygem.

391
00:14:14,399 --> 00:14:15,399
What a name.

392
00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:19,080
I immediately respect this man.

393
00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:20,759
Leonan.

394
00:14:20,759 --> 00:14:21,600
Flint.

395
00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:22,440
How have you been?

396
00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:23,519
I've been fantastic.

397
00:14:23,519 --> 00:14:24,879
How have you been?

398
00:14:25,559 --> 00:14:27,399
Things have been going really good lately.

399
00:14:27,399 --> 00:14:28,639
Well, that's fantastic to hear.

400
00:14:28,639 --> 00:14:29,759
I'd love to hear all about it.

401
00:14:29,759 --> 00:14:32,039
Have you heard about the Riteyanna Panda Hut?

402
00:14:35,439 --> 00:14:36,279
It's new.

403
00:14:36,279 --> 00:14:39,519
I just found out about it.

404
00:14:39,519 --> 00:14:41,360
I would love to treat you and your friends

405
00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:43,240
and catch up on old times

406
00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:45,080
and just see how you guys are doing.

407
00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:46,080
Sweet, let's go.

408
00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:47,919
Oh geez, where are my manners?

409
00:14:47,919 --> 00:14:49,840
These are my two companions.

410
00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:54,120
The ANularaaaa, who ANularaaaa really wants a drink.

411
00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:55,519
So sorry to be rude.

412
00:14:55,519 --> 00:14:57,879
I'm a bit thirsty after a couple days on the road.

413
00:14:57,879 --> 00:14:59,039
Of course, of course.

414
00:14:59,039 --> 00:15:03,039
He leads you down and over a few blocks

415
00:15:03,039 --> 00:15:07,600
and you are standing outside the Riteyanna Panda Hut.

416
00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:11,560
There's a very cute, adorable panda on the door

417
00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:14,200
and it looks like a very nice establishment.

418
00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:16,879
You go inside and he gets you a really nice table

419
00:15:16,879 --> 00:15:19,840
and he orders the group a round of the house special,

420
00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:22,240
the Snuggly Wuggly Panda Brew.

421
00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:25,080
So what have you been up to, my friend?

422
00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:27,320
It's been a long time since we've seen you.

423
00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:31,159
It certainly has been a while since leaving you guys.

424
00:15:31,159 --> 00:15:33,480
I kind of did my own thing for a little while

425
00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:36,120
but then I met up with Thea ANularaaaa

426
00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:38,600
and we started teaming up and adventuring

427
00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:40,440
and seemed like it was a pretty good fit.

428
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:43,960
So we've been touring around Faerun ever since.

429
00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:45,000
Well, that sounds exciting.

430
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:50,000
I saw you drop off a group of refugees there.

431
00:15:50,399 --> 00:15:54,559
You're still looking to do only good, yes?

432
00:15:54,559 --> 00:15:56,840
Well, I do prefer it, that's for sure.

433
00:15:56,840 --> 00:16:01,360
Well, not much has changed as far as the old hierarchy

434
00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:02,759
in this system goes.

435
00:16:02,759 --> 00:16:06,480
I mean, things under Colonel Solax there,

436
00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:10,039
we're still doing good by proxy

437
00:16:10,039 --> 00:16:12,720
but if there's no paycheck associated with it,

438
00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:16,559
we really don't dive too much into that.

439
00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:18,120
Yeah, sounds about right.

440
00:16:18,799 --> 00:16:20,879
So where are you headed to next?

441
00:16:20,879 --> 00:16:21,840
Oh, that's a good question.

442
00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:23,000
Where were we off to, ladies?

443
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:27,840
Going back, like immediately or in the next few days.

444
00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:29,039
I don't know how long we're gonna stay here

445
00:16:29,039 --> 00:16:33,080
but we gotta go back to Luskin, is it?

446
00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:35,480
To meet up with the- Right, to Luskin, yep.

447
00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:37,960
Remember how we just read that recap?

448
00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:39,320
Already gone.

449
00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:40,159
Yeah, no, we have to go back to Luskin.

450
00:16:40,159 --> 00:16:42,159
I put the email away, so.

451
00:16:42,159 --> 00:16:44,919
Luskin's to meet up with the-

452
00:16:44,919 --> 00:16:46,840
Macoth. T-flank Macoth, yeah,

453
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,160
and see what's going on.

454
00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:49,920
Kate, we're going back to Luskin.

455
00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:50,960
Interesting, okay.

456
00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:54,399
So, Leonan, you got any real embarrassing stories

457
00:16:54,399 --> 00:16:55,320
about this guy?

458
00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:56,440
Oh, geez.

459
00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:57,280
What do you got?

460
00:16:57,280 --> 00:16:59,759
Well, I mean, there was the time

461
00:16:59,759 --> 00:17:01,160
when he was just a private.

462
00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:05,680
He was tied to the flag pole, of course naked.

463
00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:06,880
But back then, when?

464
00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:07,720
As you do.

465
00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:10,400
But back then, when wasn't he naked?

466
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:13,440
And then a horde of orcs came into town

467
00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:15,120
and we kind of forgot about him.

468
00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:16,960
I'm uncomfortable with this backstory.

469
00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:21,080
Long story short, I killed all the orcs.

470
00:17:21,080 --> 00:17:22,800
Exactly, you broke free, you killed all the orcs,

471
00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:24,920
but it was kind of embarrassing because you were naked.

472
00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:26,200
Exactly, exactly.

473
00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:30,080
That would explain why Flint is now a Nevernude.

474
00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:31,480
Just thinking that.

475
00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:33,480
You're still a Nevernude, are ya?

476
00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:35,120
Yeah, it's been a tough one to get over,

477
00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:35,960
that's for sure.

478
00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:38,080
One naked orc fight.

479
00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:39,200
That'll do it.

480
00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:42,560
A Nevernude makes, as my grandma used to say.

481
00:17:42,839 --> 00:17:47,159
You know, your psychiatrist said that was the cause

482
00:17:47,159 --> 00:17:49,279
of your PTSD, but I didn't believe it

483
00:17:49,279 --> 00:17:51,399
because it was just a simple prank.

484
00:17:51,399 --> 00:17:53,000
Obviously it had lasting effects.

485
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:53,839
Oh yes.

486
00:17:53,839 --> 00:17:57,679
Jeez, got good in fiction tie-in, DM.

487
00:17:57,679 --> 00:17:59,240
Jeez.

488
00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:01,960
We wouldn't have even, see, if that hadn't happened,

489
00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:04,759
we wouldn't have even met our friend Flint.

490
00:18:04,759 --> 00:18:07,960
Thank God for that naked orc battle.

491
00:18:09,679 --> 00:18:11,240
You were my best customer, Flint.

492
00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:12,079
That's right.

493
00:18:12,079 --> 00:18:15,039
Well, you needed that medication to just mellow out.

494
00:18:15,039 --> 00:18:17,880
You guys carry on discussing life

495
00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:20,480
and you know, what's been going on for a while.

496
00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:23,559
And after a few meds, Glory Jam,

497
00:18:23,559 --> 00:18:25,120
he leans in and he says,

498
00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:27,359
Flint, for old time's sake,

499
00:18:27,359 --> 00:18:30,960
could I get you to do a little job for me?

500
00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:32,120
Well, I guess that all depends

501
00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:33,680
on the job there, Glory Jam.

502
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:36,640
It's just a delivery of a package.

503
00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:39,079
And in fact, it's gotta go back to Luskin.

504
00:18:39,079 --> 00:18:41,279
So really, it's on your way.

505
00:18:41,279 --> 00:18:43,199
What's in this package?

506
00:18:43,199 --> 00:18:45,799
Well, I mean, it's some artifacts

507
00:18:45,799 --> 00:18:50,079
that were acquired by a client.

508
00:18:50,079 --> 00:18:51,599
We've been paid mostly upfront.

509
00:18:51,599 --> 00:18:56,599
There is a small fee upon arrival of the artifacts,

510
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:59,319
which, I mean, we've got to head south

511
00:18:59,319 --> 00:19:00,799
within the next couple of days here.

512
00:19:00,799 --> 00:19:02,480
So to go to Luskin for us

513
00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:04,639
is a little bit out of the way.

514
00:19:04,639 --> 00:19:06,439
I figure if you're going that way,

515
00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:09,279
you can keep the fee.

516
00:19:09,279 --> 00:19:11,799
It's like 300 gold pieces.

517
00:19:11,799 --> 00:19:14,799
And you know, it's old time's sake.

518
00:19:14,799 --> 00:19:15,920
I mean, we were good buddies.

519
00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:17,960
You know, we did things for each other.

520
00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:20,759
I exchange a worrying glance with Nulara.

521
00:19:20,759 --> 00:19:21,720
Yeah, absolutely.

522
00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:24,360
This seems suspicious as hell.

523
00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:26,200
Keep in mind, you're all drunk off your ass.

524
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:29,080
So I'm just laying on the ground, probably.

525
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:30,920
Oh, what, are we fighting a dragon?

526
00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:34,600
Whoa.

527
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:36,480
Too soon.

528
00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:38,280
Sick for her.

529
00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:40,720
No, I deserve that, it's true.

530
00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:41,920
Let me just get invisible.

531
00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:43,480
It'll be my full life.

532
00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:47,720
And she's tapped out.

533
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:52,720
Well, Lori Jim, do you know who the package is going to?

534
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:56,760
Geraldo Agron, I think was his name.

535
00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:58,480
I have all the details and paperwork

536
00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:01,720
back at the inn, obviously, but.

537
00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:04,400
And what exactly is in this package again?

538
00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:06,800
Just a couple artifacts,

539
00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:09,240
a sword and a little amulet thing.

540
00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:11,600
Nothing that wasn't, you know,

541
00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:14,960
too hard to get a hold of or anything like that.

542
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:17,080
Are we even going to be able to deliver this though?

543
00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:21,480
Because Luskin, like my friends here

544
00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:23,560
were not even welcome to go into Luskin.

545
00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:26,800
So how are we going to return this to Geraldo?

546
00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:28,680
Not even welcome to go into Luskin.

547
00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:31,040
Who told you you couldn't go into Luskin?

548
00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:32,440
Our tiefling friend.

549
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:34,440
Hmm, interesting.

550
00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:36,160
We go into Luskin all the time.

551
00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:41,160
I mean, I'm sure if you drop the name of our group here,

552
00:20:41,519 --> 00:20:44,480
I mean, you'd probably get in just fine.

553
00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:46,759
So they're not super racist?

554
00:20:46,759 --> 00:20:48,279
Oh no, they're super racist,

555
00:20:48,279 --> 00:20:52,360
but you could probably get in, get in no problem.

556
00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:53,600
Got really worried for a second.

557
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:55,080
Like, did I remember all that wrong?

558
00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:56,640
Wasn't that the really racist place

559
00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:57,480
that we couldn't even go?

560
00:20:57,480 --> 00:20:59,680
I was getting worried like she lied to us

561
00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:01,120
to keep us out of Luskin,

562
00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:03,040
and then what the fuck is she doing in Luskin

563
00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:04,560
that she doesn't want us to know about,

564
00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:06,680
and thus keeping us out of city.

565
00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:09,320
Exactly, because she wanted to split us up, remember?

566
00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:12,040
She wanted me to go with her and you guys to not.

567
00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:13,480
I do remember that.

568
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:16,720
Hmm, that tiefling, I don't know about her.

569
00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:18,480
Seems problematic for sure.

570
00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:20,200
Kind of settling feeling.

571
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:21,040
Okay.

572
00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:24,120
Hey, maybe we could confer just for a moment

573
00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:26,800
with away from glory, Jim.

574
00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:29,600
Maybe he has to go to the washer or something.

575
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:31,760
He heads off to the loo.

576
00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:35,400
Yeah, the little panda hut.

577
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:40,240
Yeah, he's gone.

578
00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:43,480
Okay, I'm now concerned about what's in my drink.

579
00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:45,720
So Flint, what's with your friend?

580
00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:46,920
Yeah, how are you feeling about this?

581
00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:48,080
Oh, sorry, we're supposed to be drunk.

582
00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:50,520
Flint, oh.

583
00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:52,040
Are you drunk or old?

584
00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:54,160
I don't know, I turned into an old.

585
00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:58,200
I turned into Mr. Burns, I don't even know what happened.

586
00:21:58,519 --> 00:22:02,960
Well, glory Jim was always a guy that was on the up and up.

587
00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:05,759
So I don't really know what to think about this.

588
00:22:05,759 --> 00:22:08,440
I'd be curious to know more about what it is

589
00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:10,080
that we're supposed to be delivering

590
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:11,680
before we actually deliver it.

591
00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:12,519
No, he's acting real cagey.

592
00:22:12,519 --> 00:22:15,080
Well, I think we could probably do this.

593
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:16,279
Yeah, it's a little cagey.

594
00:22:16,279 --> 00:22:17,920
But we are going there anyway,

595
00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:22,920
so maybe we could see what is in it

596
00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:26,920
or it sounds like he probably won't show us,

597
00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:30,000
but maybe, Fia, you can like magic-ize it,

598
00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:34,440
see if that tells us anything or, I don't know.

599
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:37,400
Well, maybe he's got a sword and an amulet.

600
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:40,840
I have a feeling like the amulet is probably very magic.

601
00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:42,960
Not just kind of magic, but very magic.

602
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:45,120
Very magic, yeah.

603
00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:46,680
I have a bad feeling about the amulet.

604
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:51,680
What if we take it to Macoth and the Arcane Brotherhood

605
00:22:52,279 --> 00:22:55,440
and see if they can tell us what it is?

606
00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:56,279
Oh.

607
00:22:56,319 --> 00:22:58,079
I'm just worried it's a dangerous thing

608
00:22:58,079 --> 00:23:00,759
that we're gonna give to a dangerous person and then.

609
00:23:00,759 --> 00:23:04,000
Yes, this is also my concern.

610
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:07,720
Is that Heraldo's a bad dude

611
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:10,039
and we're helping the wrong side

612
00:23:10,039 --> 00:23:14,079
because it sounds like the old Fist of the Iron Dawn

613
00:23:14,079 --> 00:23:17,720
really just working for money, right?

614
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:20,720
Yeah, they're big time whores for money.

615
00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:22,559
So that would be my only concern,

616
00:23:22,559 --> 00:23:24,680
but I trust you, Flint.

617
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:28,360
So if you trust this guy or you, you know,

618
00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:32,000
you have the closest connection with him obviously,

619
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:35,120
if you think it's cool, I'll think it's cool.

620
00:23:35,120 --> 00:23:38,279
I say that we agree to do it,

621
00:23:38,279 --> 00:23:40,400
but we do what we can to figure out

622
00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:42,279
what's going on with these two things

623
00:23:42,279 --> 00:23:43,960
and if we don't like the way it smells,

624
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:45,000
we don't deliver them.

625
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,400
Agreed, sounds good.

626
00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:50,480
And Glory Jim makes his way back from the bath house.

627
00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:54,240
Glory Jim, we talked it over and,

628
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:56,880
yeah, we'll deliver your package for you.

629
00:23:56,880 --> 00:23:58,839
Oh, that's such a huge help.

630
00:23:58,839 --> 00:24:00,839
Thank you so much for doing this, my friend.

631
00:24:00,839 --> 00:24:01,680
No problem.

632
00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:03,440
Do you have a place to stay tonight?

633
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:06,759
I assumed we were just gonna get an in room

634
00:24:06,759 --> 00:24:08,160
for all three of us.

635
00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:10,120
He says, yeah, absolutely.

636
00:24:10,120 --> 00:24:11,640
I mean, we're all staying at the same inn

637
00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:14,359
and I know there's a couple rooms there,

638
00:24:14,359 --> 00:24:17,240
so we'll put you up on the old company bill

639
00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:20,480
just for doing us a solid and all should be good there.

640
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:21,680
Thank you.

641
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:23,759
Cause I think I'm drinking.

642
00:24:23,759 --> 00:24:25,640
Ha ha ha ha.

643
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:27,920
Your elf can't hold her liquor, can she?

644
00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:30,400
No, that's a typical druid for you.

645
00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:33,560
My head hits the table.

646
00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:34,759
Ha ha ha.

647
00:24:34,759 --> 00:24:35,680
So you're passed out now?

648
00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:37,000
No, I'm not passed out.

649
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:37,840
Okay.

650
00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:40,160
As it hits the table, I wake up and I'm like, ah.

651
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:44,440
What time of day is it in game now?

652
00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:46,720
Kind of late evening, evening hours.

653
00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:47,560
It's dark now.

654
00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:49,600
You've been talking about the old times

655
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:51,240
for quite a bit.

656
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:55,960
Okay, so we can like safely go to bed, rest up

657
00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:59,200
and off to more adventuring in the morning

658
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:00,680
after a good night's sleep.

659
00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:02,319
Agreed.

660
00:25:02,319 --> 00:25:06,480
Yeah, so he leads you all to the inn

661
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:09,599
or stumbles you all to the inn

662
00:25:09,599 --> 00:25:11,759
and puts you up in a room there.

663
00:25:11,759 --> 00:25:15,279
He gives you the package.

664
00:25:15,279 --> 00:25:18,319
It's about the length of a sword

665
00:25:18,319 --> 00:25:19,799
and length and width of a sword,

666
00:25:19,799 --> 00:25:21,879
but it's made of all wood.

667
00:25:21,879 --> 00:25:25,599
And he says, you're probably not gonna be able to open it.

668
00:25:25,599 --> 00:25:28,480
He gave us this box that only he is supposed

669
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:29,399
to be able to open.

670
00:25:29,399 --> 00:25:31,480
It's got an enchanted lock thing.

671
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:33,759
So just forewarning you.

672
00:25:33,759 --> 00:25:35,000
Who gave you this box?

673
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,519
Geraldo Agren.

674
00:25:36,519 --> 00:25:38,240
So he gave you the box

675
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:40,599
and now he wants you to deliver him the box.

676
00:25:40,599 --> 00:25:41,440
Well, because he didn't.

677
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:42,279
Why didn't he just keep the box?

678
00:25:42,279 --> 00:25:44,039
He didn't have the artifacts.

679
00:25:44,039 --> 00:25:44,879
Okay.

680
00:25:44,879 --> 00:25:47,519
So he gives you the box and says,

681
00:25:47,559 --> 00:25:49,079
I bid you all adieu.

682
00:25:49,079 --> 00:25:52,200
And he goes and passes out in his room

683
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:54,759
and you guys are in your room.

684
00:25:54,759 --> 00:25:56,079
So we got this going for us.

685
00:25:56,079 --> 00:25:57,079
The box is magic.

686
00:25:57,079 --> 00:26:00,879
He tells you that at least the lock is enchanted.

687
00:26:00,879 --> 00:26:02,519
If I try to detect magic,

688
00:26:02,519 --> 00:26:04,559
is it just gonna tell me the lock is enchanted

689
00:26:04,559 --> 00:26:08,039
and therefore everything else inside is kind of like,

690
00:26:08,039 --> 00:26:09,639
like this whole thing seems magic

691
00:26:09,639 --> 00:26:11,799
and I won't know if it's just the box on the outside

692
00:26:11,799 --> 00:26:13,920
or if it's the objects inside.

693
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:17,079
Like I'm not sure how to detect magic.

694
00:26:17,079 --> 00:26:18,199
Well, detect magic,

695
00:26:18,199 --> 00:26:20,879
it tells you if there is magic cast upon something.

696
00:26:20,879 --> 00:26:23,919
So it glows, anything within an area glows.

697
00:26:23,919 --> 00:26:25,119
But just the box.

698
00:26:25,119 --> 00:26:27,319
I don't know if what's inside the box is glowing.

699
00:26:27,319 --> 00:26:28,159
Okay.

700
00:26:28,159 --> 00:26:28,980
Don't know unless you make a check.

701
00:26:28,980 --> 00:26:31,799
So I just, I cast detect magic

702
00:26:31,799 --> 00:26:33,919
and obviously the box glows.

703
00:26:33,919 --> 00:26:36,799
Yes, the box glows

704
00:26:36,799 --> 00:26:40,839
but it glows much brighter

705
00:26:40,839 --> 00:26:43,960
than you think a standard enchantment spell would glow.

706
00:26:45,039 --> 00:26:46,799
I have thieves tools.

707
00:26:47,399 --> 00:26:50,240
Is there a way I can try to like pick this magic lock?

708
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:51,419
You can try.

709
00:26:51,419 --> 00:26:52,839
I don't know if that's a great idea.

710
00:26:52,839 --> 00:26:55,359
I think we should really take it to Macoth

711
00:26:55,359 --> 00:26:56,759
and see what she can tell us.

712
00:26:56,759 --> 00:26:59,639
So you're telling me you don't want me to drunk fiddle

713
00:26:59,639 --> 00:27:02,240
with a magic box, you don't know what's inside.

714
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:03,399
That is exactly correct.

715
00:27:03,399 --> 00:27:04,480
Fine.

716
00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:07,639
I think that's very reasonable and Thea passes out.

717
00:27:07,639 --> 00:27:08,859
Yep, sleepy time.

718
00:27:08,859 --> 00:27:09,700
Fade to black.

719
00:27:09,700 --> 00:27:11,359
Yep, you all pass out

720
00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:15,440
and Thea, you are awoken in the night.

721
00:27:15,519 --> 00:27:19,240
You hear like a thump or something

722
00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:24,240
and you wake up and there is a half dragon

723
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:26,759
standing over top of Flint

724
00:27:26,759 --> 00:27:31,559
with a large sword raising it in the air.

725
00:27:31,559 --> 00:27:32,640
He just don't care.

726
00:27:34,039 --> 00:27:36,920
But you wake up with enough time to react.

727
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:38,880
And react, I shall.

728
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:40,640
By not doing anything and watching me die.

729
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:41,480
All right.

730
00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:45,160
Can I just throw myself at him?

731
00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:47,600
Okay, so I do that because I want to make sure that.

732
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:50,200
Oh, whoa, dial it back a notch.

733
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:51,600
I rip my shirt off.

734
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:56,320
I'm just kidding, I don't sleep with pajamas.

735
00:27:56,320 --> 00:28:00,240
So Thea dives at him like around the waist

736
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:03,519
in like a rugby type tackle.

737
00:28:03,519 --> 00:28:06,680
Okay, make a strength check.

738
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:07,800
Do I have an advantage

739
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:09,960
because he's assuming everyone is asleep?

740
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:11,279
Yeah. Cool, good.

741
00:28:11,279 --> 00:28:13,200
Oh, I don't need it though.

742
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:14,580
21.

743
00:28:14,619 --> 00:28:17,939
So yeah, you catch him off bAlydince

744
00:28:17,939 --> 00:28:20,220
and knock him to the ground.

745
00:28:20,220 --> 00:28:24,139
And it's enough noise to wake up Flint and Thea.

746
00:28:24,139 --> 00:28:28,379
And at the same time, two dragon claws,

747
00:28:28,379 --> 00:28:30,859
not claws of a dragon,

748
00:28:30,859 --> 00:28:35,299
but smaller dragon type creatures named dragon claws.

749
00:28:35,299 --> 00:28:36,139
Okay.

750
00:28:36,139 --> 00:28:38,179
Come into the room as well.

751
00:28:38,179 --> 00:28:39,899
Roll for initiative.

752
00:28:39,899 --> 00:28:42,059
This is a way bigger room than I thought we'd rented.

753
00:28:42,059 --> 00:28:43,659
So let me just say.

754
00:28:43,660 --> 00:28:44,900
Is this a penthouse suite?

755
00:28:44,900 --> 00:28:46,180
What are we in here?

756
00:28:46,180 --> 00:28:48,460
You're quite cramped in here at this point.

757
00:28:48,460 --> 00:28:50,240
I also rolled a nine.

758
00:28:51,140 --> 00:28:52,259
17.

759
00:28:52,259 --> 00:28:54,460
I rolled again and I rolled a two.

760
00:28:54,460 --> 00:28:55,779
I rolled again and I rolled a four.

761
00:28:55,779 --> 00:28:56,779
Take that, Nularaaa.

762
00:28:58,060 --> 00:28:59,580
Well, you did double my roll.

763
00:28:59,580 --> 00:29:01,640
You guys all added your initiative bonus to this?

764
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:03,220
No, what's the initiative bonus again?

765
00:29:03,220 --> 00:29:04,500
Seriously?

766
00:29:04,500 --> 00:29:05,600
Remember it's one.

767
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:06,440
Oh, right.

768
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:07,860
Okay, okay, so.

769
00:29:07,860 --> 00:29:08,980
So five.

770
00:29:08,980 --> 00:29:10,259
Oh, mine's three.

771
00:29:10,259 --> 00:29:12,180
So I'm five.

772
00:29:12,220 --> 00:29:14,420
Whoa, okay, then you won that first one

773
00:29:14,420 --> 00:29:15,340
and I come after you.

774
00:29:15,340 --> 00:29:16,340
Yeah.

775
00:29:16,340 --> 00:29:19,019
Oh yeah, that's how numbers work.

776
00:29:19,019 --> 00:29:23,420
That's how it works.

777
00:29:27,140 --> 00:29:30,180
Writing this down quickly here.

778
00:29:30,180 --> 00:29:31,340
He's just make writing notes.

779
00:29:31,340 --> 00:29:33,900
Carla doesn't know how to count.

780
00:29:33,900 --> 00:29:34,740
Can't remember.

781
00:29:34,740 --> 00:29:36,060
Take advantage of this at some point.

782
00:29:36,060 --> 00:29:39,620
Can't remember what an initiative bonus is ever.

783
00:29:39,620 --> 00:29:41,980
Hey, we just started using it last time.

784
00:29:42,819 --> 00:29:45,579
So the dragon claws are up first

785
00:29:45,579 --> 00:29:49,819
and the first one goes four.

786
00:29:49,819 --> 00:29:52,980
So these are medium humanoid type.

787
00:29:52,980 --> 00:29:55,500
Is it kind of like a half dragon, just smaller?

788
00:29:55,500 --> 00:30:00,180
No, they're not even dragons, they're humans.

789
00:30:00,180 --> 00:30:05,180
But they're dressed more in like dragon-esque fashion.

790
00:30:07,460 --> 00:30:08,460
They're humans.

791
00:30:08,460 --> 00:30:09,299
Oh.

792
00:30:09,299 --> 00:30:10,140
It's fine.

793
00:30:10,540 --> 00:30:13,020
Now I'm a little scared right now, you guys.

794
00:30:13,020 --> 00:30:14,300
Like dinosaur costumes?

795
00:30:14,300 --> 00:30:16,060
Like, is it Barney?

796
00:30:16,060 --> 00:30:17,660
Wait, is Barney attacking us?

797
00:30:17,660 --> 00:30:18,500
That's what I'm picturing.

798
00:30:18,500 --> 00:30:20,340
Two plus two is your dead.

799
00:30:23,660 --> 00:30:28,460
So the first one goes to attack Nulara

800
00:30:28,460 --> 00:30:30,580
with its scimitar and it swings twice

801
00:30:30,580 --> 00:30:34,900
and the first attack is a, oh, that's not very good.

802
00:30:34,900 --> 00:30:37,740
That's a six and a seven, so he misses you.

803
00:30:37,740 --> 00:30:39,300
I cartwheel away.

804
00:30:39,299 --> 00:30:40,579
Yeah.

805
00:30:40,579 --> 00:30:45,579
And the second one, he goes for Flint

806
00:30:46,419 --> 00:30:49,460
and that is a 13 and a 16,

807
00:30:49,460 --> 00:30:53,579
so these two apparently aren't your biggest deal.

808
00:30:54,500 --> 00:30:55,339
Sweet.

809
00:30:55,339 --> 00:30:56,460
But then it's Flint's turn.

810
00:30:56,460 --> 00:30:58,539
Yeah, so none of you, I assume,

811
00:30:58,539 --> 00:31:02,139
are wearing your armor or weapons, though.

812
00:31:02,139 --> 00:31:02,980
Yes?

813
00:31:02,980 --> 00:31:07,099
No, but Fia always does keep a dagger

814
00:31:07,140 --> 00:31:09,780
in a, what's that thing?

815
00:31:09,780 --> 00:31:10,620
Garter bell?

816
00:31:10,620 --> 00:31:11,900
A garter, yeah.

817
00:31:11,900 --> 00:31:12,860
Okay.

818
00:31:12,860 --> 00:31:13,700
Saucy.

819
00:31:13,700 --> 00:31:14,820
I trust no one.

820
00:31:14,820 --> 00:31:18,420
All right, where is my equipment

821
00:31:18,420 --> 00:31:20,500
in relation to me at the moment?

822
00:31:20,500 --> 00:31:22,940
I'd assume it's beside your bed, but.

823
00:31:22,940 --> 00:31:24,780
Well, wait a minute, if I'm not wearing armor,

824
00:31:24,780 --> 00:31:27,020
then my AC is going to be considerably lower,

825
00:31:27,020 --> 00:31:27,980
is it not?

826
00:31:27,980 --> 00:31:29,140
That's true.

827
00:31:29,140 --> 00:31:34,140
Hello, is a non-armored AC-ness.

828
00:31:34,140 --> 00:31:37,220
Non-armored AC-ness, those were all words.

829
00:31:37,220 --> 00:31:40,780
12, apparently, if I unequip it according to rule 20.

830
00:31:40,780 --> 00:31:42,660
10 plus your dexterity modifier.

831
00:31:42,660 --> 00:31:46,100
So Amy's is 11, Flint's obviously 12.

832
00:31:46,100 --> 00:31:48,540
Oh, I see, so you have one, Amy.

833
00:31:48,540 --> 00:31:49,620
I do have one dexterity modifier.

834
00:31:49,620 --> 00:31:51,900
Okay, I see, so then I'm 13,

835
00:31:51,900 --> 00:31:54,300
so I think we don't need to rewind to me,

836
00:31:54,300 --> 00:31:56,820
I don't, yours, it was like a six on me or something.

837
00:31:56,820 --> 00:31:58,100
Yeah, it was a six and a seven,

838
00:31:58,100 --> 00:32:00,060
so both of yours would still miss,

839
00:32:00,060 --> 00:32:02,259
but Flint, that was a 13 and a 16,

840
00:32:02,259 --> 00:32:04,140
so both of them will hit.

841
00:32:04,140 --> 00:32:05,099
Yeah.

842
00:32:05,099 --> 00:32:05,940
Okay.

843
00:32:05,940 --> 00:32:08,339
Okay, and we will go,

844
00:32:09,339 --> 00:32:12,660
so it's 14 damage, slashing damage to you, sir.

845
00:32:13,740 --> 00:32:14,819
Rude.

846
00:32:14,819 --> 00:32:16,299
And it is Flint's turn.

847
00:32:16,299 --> 00:32:18,779
All right, did I figure out where my axe is?

848
00:32:18,779 --> 00:32:21,180
Yeah, it is beside you, within reach.

849
00:32:21,180 --> 00:32:23,099
Sweet, well I scoop that bad boy up

850
00:32:23,099 --> 00:32:24,700
and roll some attacks.

851
00:32:26,379 --> 00:32:29,059
The first one's a 19, but not critical.

852
00:32:29,059 --> 00:32:30,500
Yes, that will hit.

853
00:32:30,500 --> 00:32:32,619
So wait, there's three people in the room with us?

854
00:32:32,619 --> 00:32:35,140
There are three people presently in the room,

855
00:32:35,140 --> 00:32:39,099
two dragon claws and then the larger half dragon.

856
00:32:39,099 --> 00:32:40,059
Which is underneath me right now.

857
00:32:40,059 --> 00:32:42,900
Which is presently underneath Thea.

858
00:32:42,900 --> 00:32:46,059
And he hasn't had a chance to attack us yet, correct,

859
00:32:46,059 --> 00:32:47,099
because Thea's tackled him?

860
00:32:47,099 --> 00:32:47,940
That's right.

861
00:32:47,940 --> 00:32:49,259
So I wonder if,

862
00:32:50,539 --> 00:32:53,460
like is there, how much of him is showing

863
00:32:53,460 --> 00:32:54,859
for me to take a swing at,

864
00:32:54,859 --> 00:32:57,059
and I would not hit Thea if that was the case?

865
00:32:57,059 --> 00:33:00,299
Well, I assume she tackled him around the waist

866
00:33:00,299 --> 00:33:01,539
to knock him off bAlydince,

867
00:33:01,539 --> 00:33:05,059
so his upper half would be.

868
00:33:05,059 --> 00:33:07,099
I would say shoulders and head, aim there.

869
00:33:07,099 --> 00:33:08,899
Well, that sounds like a great place to aim.

870
00:33:08,899 --> 00:33:09,740
It's on the ground.

871
00:33:09,740 --> 00:33:12,940
All right, so yeah, I'm going to attack him

872
00:33:12,940 --> 00:33:13,899
aiming for his head,

873
00:33:13,899 --> 00:33:15,579
and that was that 19 on that first one.

874
00:33:15,579 --> 00:33:17,980
Yeah, 19 will hit.

875
00:33:17,980 --> 00:33:18,819
Cracks himself.

876
00:33:20,619 --> 00:33:22,259
10, nice.

877
00:33:22,259 --> 00:33:23,899
And 12, sweet.

878
00:33:23,899 --> 00:33:25,579
Plus four is 26.

879
00:33:25,579 --> 00:33:26,419
Woo.

880
00:33:27,380 --> 00:33:28,220
Okay.

881
00:33:29,180 --> 00:33:32,779
And attack number two, provided he's still alive.

882
00:33:32,779 --> 00:33:33,620
Well, I was going to say,

883
00:33:33,620 --> 00:33:36,140
maybe we not murder him and figure out like,

884
00:33:36,140 --> 00:33:37,460
who sent him to kill you?

885
00:33:38,460 --> 00:33:39,860
Maybe, I don't know.

886
00:33:39,860 --> 00:33:41,460
I don't know, what do you guys think?

887
00:33:41,460 --> 00:33:43,460
Well, asking one of them what's up

888
00:33:43,460 --> 00:33:45,019
is probably not a bad idea,

889
00:33:45,019 --> 00:33:47,019
because what the hell, right?

890
00:33:48,380 --> 00:33:49,740
Side note, what?

891
00:33:51,420 --> 00:33:54,180
But there's three of them, right?

892
00:33:54,220 --> 00:33:56,539
Yeah, I see we try and take two of them out

893
00:33:56,539 --> 00:33:58,060
as quickly as possible.

894
00:33:58,060 --> 00:33:59,700
I feel like we tried to do this before,

895
00:33:59,700 --> 00:34:02,900
and then we super ended up killing everybody,

896
00:34:02,900 --> 00:34:04,060
but that's fine, let's give it a shot.

897
00:34:04,060 --> 00:34:04,900
Sure did, yep.

898
00:34:04,900 --> 00:34:05,740
Yeah, you know what?

899
00:34:05,740 --> 00:34:07,660
Let's grow, let's learn and grow together.

900
00:34:07,660 --> 00:34:08,500
Yeah.

901
00:34:08,500 --> 00:34:10,099
All right, going for the second attack,

902
00:34:10,099 --> 00:34:11,539
because Russ, I'm assuming he's still alive.

903
00:34:11,539 --> 00:34:12,500
He's still alive, yeah.

904
00:34:12,500 --> 00:34:13,340
Okay.

905
00:34:14,820 --> 00:34:17,900
24 should hit.

906
00:34:17,900 --> 00:34:19,940
Yeah, that's pretty tight.

907
00:34:19,940 --> 00:34:21,820
We'll go for the good rolls tonight, guys.

908
00:34:21,820 --> 00:34:23,820
Nine on the damage,

909
00:34:24,460 --> 00:34:26,460
and 11 is 20, so 24.

910
00:34:26,460 --> 00:34:28,100
Okay, he's still alive.

911
00:34:28,100 --> 00:34:29,140
So that's it for you?

912
00:34:29,140 --> 00:34:29,980
That's it for me.

913
00:34:29,980 --> 00:34:31,860
All right, it is his turn,

914
00:34:31,860 --> 00:34:36,380
and he goes to push you off.

915
00:34:37,860 --> 00:34:41,180
So do a strength saving throw.

916
00:34:41,180 --> 00:34:42,019
18.

917
00:34:42,019 --> 00:34:43,180
21 he got.

918
00:34:43,180 --> 00:34:46,019
So he throws you off of him.

919
00:34:46,019 --> 00:34:48,220
So he stands up,

920
00:34:48,220 --> 00:34:51,820
and you see he aims towards Flint,

921
00:34:51,860 --> 00:34:56,580
and his mouth begins to blow blue.

922
00:34:56,580 --> 00:34:58,860
Easy there, Russ.

923
00:34:58,860 --> 00:35:00,140
Is he choking?

924
00:35:00,140 --> 00:35:04,140
No, blue light is emitted from his maw,

925
00:35:04,140 --> 00:35:05,260
and he-

926
00:35:05,260 --> 00:35:06,900
He's trying to charge up

927
00:35:06,900 --> 00:35:09,780
like that frigging stupid Aruthator.

928
00:35:09,780 --> 00:35:10,940
Right.

929
00:35:10,940 --> 00:35:14,059
Remember, he had to charge his weapon.

930
00:35:14,059 --> 00:35:16,660
He lets go his lightning breath.

931
00:35:16,660 --> 00:35:19,100
So Flint, you have to make a dex saving throw.

932
00:35:19,100 --> 00:35:20,980
Okay, here goes nothing.

933
00:35:22,460 --> 00:35:23,420
13.

934
00:35:23,420 --> 00:35:26,500
13, so you take half damage.

935
00:35:27,860 --> 00:35:28,700
Oh my God.

936
00:35:28,700 --> 00:35:31,500
Of the million dice that Russ just rolled.

937
00:35:31,500 --> 00:35:32,820
Did Russ find more dice

938
00:35:32,820 --> 00:35:34,820
just so he can inflict more pain on us?

939
00:35:34,820 --> 00:35:36,059
He did, he said, wait a minute,

940
00:35:36,059 --> 00:35:37,539
and then he leaned over

941
00:35:37,539 --> 00:35:39,380
and then brought up a box full of dice.

942
00:35:39,380 --> 00:35:40,260
Oh my God.

943
00:35:40,260 --> 00:35:43,260
That's 12 damage to you, sir.

944
00:35:43,260 --> 00:35:45,180
Oh, that was nearly as bad as I thought.

945
00:35:45,180 --> 00:35:47,260
And it is Nulara's turn.

946
00:35:47,260 --> 00:35:48,580
All right.

947
00:35:48,579 --> 00:35:52,739
There's one of the dragon claw humanoid guys

948
00:35:52,739 --> 00:35:55,059
on you that attacked you when he came into the room.

949
00:35:55,059 --> 00:35:55,900
Right, okay.

950
00:35:55,900 --> 00:35:58,980
Well, seems like, oh God, a good target.

951
00:35:58,980 --> 00:36:00,380
I'm gonna roll over here.

952
00:36:02,500 --> 00:36:04,900
Oh, that was a poor roll.

953
00:36:04,900 --> 00:36:07,860
I assume my sword was also near me.

954
00:36:07,860 --> 00:36:09,420
We are warrior people, right?

955
00:36:09,420 --> 00:36:10,539
I assume I sleep with it near me.

956
00:36:10,539 --> 00:36:11,699
Yeah, absolutely.

957
00:36:11,699 --> 00:36:12,860
So really the only thing you guys

958
00:36:12,860 --> 00:36:15,019
don't have on you is your armor.

959
00:36:15,019 --> 00:36:16,579
Fair enough.

960
00:36:16,579 --> 00:36:17,699
Unless you want to take an action

961
00:36:17,699 --> 00:36:19,259
to sell your armor.

962
00:36:19,259 --> 00:36:21,699
Quickly put on my leather armor.

963
00:36:21,699 --> 00:36:23,980
Wait, wait, wait.

964
00:36:23,980 --> 00:36:24,819
Hopping in you.

965
00:36:24,819 --> 00:36:26,299
Hold on, guys, I'm busy.

966
00:36:26,299 --> 00:36:28,900
I'm probably okay.

967
00:36:28,900 --> 00:36:31,860
That was an amazing 12 on that first roll.

968
00:36:31,860 --> 00:36:35,219
So that is probably not going to cut it.

969
00:36:37,259 --> 00:36:39,860
Remember, these are just people in Barney costumes.

970
00:36:39,860 --> 00:36:40,860
12 does not work.

971
00:36:40,860 --> 00:36:42,259
Okay.

972
00:36:42,259 --> 00:36:43,980
It's a reinforced Barney costume.

973
00:36:44,099 --> 00:36:44,940
Okay.

974
00:36:46,300 --> 00:36:49,780
Then a, math is hard.

975
00:36:49,780 --> 00:36:50,619
21.

976
00:36:50,619 --> 00:36:51,460
21 will hit.

977
00:36:51,460 --> 00:36:52,460
Okay.

978
00:36:52,460 --> 00:36:55,539
So he gets 80.

979
00:36:55,539 --> 00:36:57,059
No, so eight.

980
00:36:57,059 --> 00:36:58,420
I like to use that 10 dice

981
00:36:58,420 --> 00:37:00,019
because it seems more dramatic.

982
00:37:01,460 --> 00:37:04,699
12, 18 damage.

983
00:37:04,699 --> 00:37:06,179
18 damage.

984
00:37:06,179 --> 00:37:09,420
So he is dead.

985
00:37:09,420 --> 00:37:10,300
Oh, okay.

986
00:37:10,300 --> 00:37:13,139
Well, Donnie is super, super grumpy

987
00:37:13,139 --> 00:37:15,420
if he gets woken up and he's sleeping.

988
00:37:15,420 --> 00:37:16,259
Sure, yeah.

989
00:37:16,259 --> 00:37:19,819
So he is definitely going to attack

990
00:37:19,819 --> 00:37:21,500
whoever looks the most hurt now

991
00:37:22,819 --> 00:37:25,500
and not do anything because that was a six.

992
00:37:25,500 --> 00:37:26,339
Okay, good.

993
00:37:26,339 --> 00:37:27,179
Good try, Donnie.

994
00:37:27,179 --> 00:37:28,139
He's just super grumpy.

995
00:37:28,139 --> 00:37:28,980
I get it.

996
00:37:28,980 --> 00:37:29,819
Yeah, yeah.

997
00:37:29,819 --> 00:37:31,460
There's like growls on his way past.

998
00:37:31,460 --> 00:37:36,460
Where is the big dragon douche bag compared to ours?

999
00:37:36,940 --> 00:37:38,219
He is.

1000
00:37:38,219 --> 00:37:41,980
You were knocked more towards the front door

1001
00:37:41,980 --> 00:37:44,699
of the room and he is kind of in the center

1002
00:37:44,699 --> 00:37:46,860
of the room facing Flint.

1003
00:37:46,860 --> 00:37:48,820
So he has his back to me.

1004
00:37:48,820 --> 00:37:53,820
Kind of, you're in his side view there.

1005
00:37:54,059 --> 00:37:55,900
Okay, well, it doesn't really matter

1006
00:37:55,900 --> 00:37:57,699
if I'm in a side view or not

1007
00:37:57,699 --> 00:38:02,699
because, okay, I'm going to attempt hold person

1008
00:38:03,619 --> 00:38:07,139
because I have a feeling like the dragon knows more

1009
00:38:07,139 --> 00:38:09,740
than the Barney costume idiot.

1010
00:38:09,740 --> 00:38:11,420
That seems reasonable.

1011
00:38:11,420 --> 00:38:14,940
Yeah, and but I don't want him to like murder anybody

1012
00:38:14,940 --> 00:38:16,940
with a stupid fire breath.

1013
00:38:16,940 --> 00:38:17,780
Lightning, lightning.

1014
00:38:17,780 --> 00:38:19,420
Lightning breath, I'm sorry.

1015
00:38:19,420 --> 00:38:20,980
So I'm going to choose.

1016
00:38:20,980 --> 00:38:22,500
Stupid fire, lightning.

1017
00:38:23,700 --> 00:38:25,700
He's like, oh, he's a half dragon, right?

1018
00:38:25,700 --> 00:38:29,059
He's like a walking around like a dragon man.

1019
00:38:29,059 --> 00:38:30,099
Is that what he is?

1020
00:38:30,099 --> 00:38:30,940
What is he?

1021
00:38:30,940 --> 00:38:32,420
Would you say he's humanoid?

1022
00:38:32,420 --> 00:38:34,619
Is that what he answered the question?

1023
00:38:34,619 --> 00:38:35,460
Yes.

1024
00:38:37,820 --> 00:38:38,659
Yes.

1025
00:38:38,659 --> 00:38:40,300
Sorry, I didn't mean to be like.

1026
00:38:40,300 --> 00:38:42,180
Not, yeah.

1027
00:38:42,180 --> 00:38:43,580
Answer me.

1028
00:38:43,580 --> 00:38:45,220
Kind of, yeah.

1029
00:38:45,220 --> 00:38:46,900
We're going to call him like humanoid.

1030
00:38:46,900 --> 00:38:50,539
Like he's a biped and he's got arms, cool.

1031
00:38:50,539 --> 00:38:53,580
So I choose him and you must succeed

1032
00:38:53,580 --> 00:38:54,900
on a wisdom saving throw

1033
00:38:54,900 --> 00:38:57,940
or be paralyzed for the duration.

1034
00:38:57,940 --> 00:38:58,780
What?

1035
00:38:58,780 --> 00:38:59,620
Yeah.

1036
00:38:59,620 --> 00:39:01,140
And I have to go against your spell saving.

1037
00:39:01,140 --> 00:39:01,980
My spell saving.

1038
00:39:01,980 --> 00:39:02,800
Which is.

1039
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:03,640
17.

1040
00:39:04,820 --> 00:39:06,180
And it was a wisdom?

1041
00:39:06,180 --> 00:39:07,500
Yes.

1042
00:39:07,500 --> 00:39:09,860
I bet this thing is dumb as bricks, you guys.

1043
00:39:11,260 --> 00:39:12,900
That is a 17.

1044
00:39:13,860 --> 00:39:16,860
And I win that because I'm the attacker.

1045
00:39:18,260 --> 00:39:19,460
Yes.

1046
00:39:19,460 --> 00:39:20,300
All right.

1047
00:39:20,300 --> 00:39:21,140
So you're 17, you said, yeah.

1048
00:39:21,140 --> 00:39:22,460
Yeah, yes.

1049
00:39:22,460 --> 00:39:25,660
Okay, so at the beginning of each of its turns too,

1050
00:39:25,660 --> 00:39:27,900
it can try to save again.

1051
00:39:27,900 --> 00:39:29,539
So it's paralyzed.

1052
00:39:29,539 --> 00:39:31,660
Hey, I did something.

1053
00:39:31,660 --> 00:39:32,700
So that's your action?

1054
00:39:32,700 --> 00:39:33,820
That was hold person, yeah.

1055
00:39:33,820 --> 00:39:37,500
Okay, as you cast hold person,

1056
00:39:38,500 --> 00:39:43,300
Glory Gem comes running into the room

1057
00:39:43,300 --> 00:39:45,820
and he kind of takes a look

1058
00:39:45,820 --> 00:39:47,860
and screams at you guys to run.

1059
00:39:47,860 --> 00:39:48,699
But I just.

1060
00:39:48,699 --> 00:39:50,820
He screams at you guys to run.

1061
00:39:50,820 --> 00:39:54,260
And as he yells run a third time,

1062
00:39:54,260 --> 00:39:56,460
the front you guys are on

1063
00:39:56,460 --> 00:39:58,940
kind of the second floor of this inn

1064
00:39:58,940 --> 00:40:03,940
and the entire front facade of this room

1065
00:40:03,980 --> 00:40:06,139
and the walkway out the front

1066
00:40:06,179 --> 00:40:09,779
is torn off by a young blue dragon.

1067
00:40:09,779 --> 00:40:10,619
Ug.

1068
00:40:11,739 --> 00:40:13,940
You tried to kill my dad.

1069
00:40:13,940 --> 00:40:14,779
That's what's gonna happen.

1070
00:40:14,779 --> 00:40:18,619
I just wanted to have a nice sleep in this nice inn.

1071
00:40:18,619 --> 00:40:21,779
I quickly put my shit on and run.

1072
00:40:21,779 --> 00:40:22,619
Yeah, yeah.

1073
00:40:22,619 --> 00:40:23,460
You guys coming?

1074
00:40:23,460 --> 00:40:27,059
I grabbed my satchel and boot skewed out of there.

1075
00:40:27,059 --> 00:40:30,139
I grabbed my stuff and the artifact case.

1076
00:40:30,139 --> 00:40:30,980
Good call.

1077
00:40:30,980 --> 00:40:31,819
Okay.

1078
00:40:31,820 --> 00:40:36,820
Hello there, it's me, your Dungeon Master Russ More.

1079
00:40:40,620 --> 00:40:42,019
How you doing today?

1080
00:40:42,019 --> 00:40:44,059
Thank you for joining us for episode 11

1081
00:40:44,059 --> 00:40:45,539
of Dumbgeons and Dragons.

1082
00:40:45,539 --> 00:40:48,740
This one titled Two Plus Two is Death.

1083
00:40:48,740 --> 00:40:50,220
Had fun coming up with that name.

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00:40:50,220 --> 00:40:52,300
As always, we hope you are enjoying the show

1085
00:40:52,300 --> 00:40:53,780
as much as we enjoy recording it.

1086
00:40:53,780 --> 00:40:56,380
We certainly had a lot of fun on this one.

1087
00:40:56,380 --> 00:40:58,180
We got to dive into a bit of backstory

1088
00:40:58,180 --> 00:41:00,740
and engaged in a bit more character to character RP

1089
00:41:00,740 --> 00:41:02,580
than we generally have before.

1090
00:41:02,580 --> 00:41:04,420
And we'll be aiming to include more of that

1091
00:41:04,420 --> 00:41:06,140
in upcoming episodes for sure.

1092
00:41:06,140 --> 00:41:07,580
Like to keep the thank you train a roll

1093
00:41:07,580 --> 00:41:08,940
and as we'd like to thank you so much

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00:41:08,940 --> 00:41:10,820
for leaving us the many five star ratings

1095
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and reviews that we've seen since we began.

1096
00:41:13,820 --> 00:41:15,420
Like I've said before and like you've heard

1097
00:41:15,420 --> 00:41:18,620
on probably every other podcast you might listen to,

1098
00:41:18,620 --> 00:41:20,620
it really helps get the show out there

1099
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1101
00:41:24,140 --> 00:41:25,660
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1102
00:41:25,660 --> 00:41:27,740
from the last couple of weeks from Zargonov

1103
00:41:27,740 --> 00:41:28,660
from the US.

1104
00:41:28,699 --> 00:41:30,859
They say, fun lighthearted game.

1105
00:41:30,859 --> 00:41:34,299
This is a fun lighthearted podcast with a realistic DM.

1106
00:41:34,299 --> 00:41:36,699
I enjoy hearing these friends keeping their game alive

1107
00:41:36,699 --> 00:41:38,299
from across the globe.

1108
00:41:38,299 --> 00:41:41,379
And thank you, Zargonov, really appreciate that.

1109
00:41:41,379 --> 00:41:42,819
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1110
00:41:42,819 --> 00:41:45,339
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1111
00:41:45,339 --> 00:41:47,139
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1112
00:41:47,139 --> 00:41:49,059
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00:41:49,059 --> 00:41:50,819
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1114
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I think we're kind of mid-800s.

1120
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1121
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1122
00:42:06,179 --> 00:42:08,619
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1123
00:42:08,619 --> 00:42:11,099
I mean, all four of us play all types of games.

1124
00:42:11,099 --> 00:42:12,559
So we'd love to talk about what you're playing,

1125
00:42:12,559 --> 00:42:16,500
whether it's an RPG, a board game, a video game,

1126
00:42:16,500 --> 00:42:18,260
whatever it is we wanna hear about it.

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00:42:18,260 --> 00:42:22,860
On Facebook, we're at facebook.com slash DumbDragoncast.

1128
00:42:22,860 --> 00:42:24,440
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1129
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:27,700
to DumbDragonpodcast at gmail.com.

1130
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1131
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:31,840
So please send us your thoughts

1132
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:33,440
and suggestions for the show.

1133
00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:35,800
Episode 12 will be available May 10th

1134
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:37,200
when we will join the adventurers

1135
00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:39,760
to see where they stumble off to next.

1136
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:41,559
In the meantime, make sure you treat yourself

1137
00:42:41,559 --> 00:42:43,880
or someone you love to a fancy night out in the town.

1138
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:47,119
Maybe hit up your local Rediana Panda Hut.

1139
00:42:47,119 --> 00:42:49,740
If you've got one in town, maybe Pizza Hut.

1140
00:42:49,740 --> 00:42:52,320
Either way, I hear they have a good buffet.

1141
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:53,960
I mean, nothing is better than going out

1142
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:55,400
for a special night, right?

1143
00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:56,360
That's it from me for now.

1144
00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:58,440
Let's get back to the episode, my friends.

1145
00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:00,059
We'll talk soon.

1146
00:43:00,059 --> 00:43:05,059
And you kind of look over your shoulder.

1147
00:43:08,199 --> 00:43:10,320
Your spell is still holding him

1148
00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:12,039
until you're out of range, I assume,

1149
00:43:12,039 --> 00:43:14,880
or not concentrating on it.

1150
00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:16,280
Guessing being screamed at

1151
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:17,880
in the front part of the building coming off

1152
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:20,400
probably broke my concentration on that spell.

1153
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:23,000
You look back and you see

1154
00:43:23,039 --> 00:43:26,440
a bunch of the soldiers from the Fist of the Iron Dawn

1155
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:29,480
starting to engage the dragon in combat.

1156
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:33,440
So there's a back door and it leads down into the street.

1157
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:34,840
Before you guys leave the room,

1158
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:37,280
it looks like there's more of these dragon claw

1159
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:41,119
and other different type of creatures

1160
00:43:41,119 --> 00:43:43,360
begin to swarm on the spot.

1161
00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:45,920
And the dragon flies up into the air

1162
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:48,699
and begins to chase you.

1163
00:43:48,740 --> 00:43:53,580
And now we are going to enter a new type of thing

1164
00:43:53,580 --> 00:43:55,300
called a skill challenge.

1165
00:43:55,300 --> 00:43:59,460
So you guys are trying to evade the dragon

1166
00:43:59,460 --> 00:44:02,180
using skill tests.

1167
00:44:02,180 --> 00:44:06,900
So you using going through and RPing,

1168
00:44:06,900 --> 00:44:09,420
you are going to pick a skill

1169
00:44:09,420 --> 00:44:11,620
and tell me what you do with that skill

1170
00:44:11,620 --> 00:44:14,540
and then roll to see if it succeeds.

1171
00:44:14,540 --> 00:44:18,620
And you have to make eight skill successes

1172
00:44:19,539 --> 00:44:20,579
before you get three failures.

1173
00:44:20,579 --> 00:44:21,500
Holy moly.

1174
00:44:21,500 --> 00:44:22,339
Okay.

1175
00:44:22,339 --> 00:44:23,179
Okay.

1176
00:44:23,179 --> 00:44:24,819
Obviously from this list of skills

1177
00:44:24,819 --> 00:44:25,980
on our character sheet.

1178
00:44:25,980 --> 00:44:26,819
Yeah.

1179
00:44:26,819 --> 00:44:27,659
You use your skills.

1180
00:44:27,659 --> 00:44:28,819
And the ones that we have.

1181
00:44:28,819 --> 00:44:29,659
Okay, yeah.

1182
00:44:29,659 --> 00:44:30,579
Yeah, you use your skills.

1183
00:44:30,579 --> 00:44:34,699
So you are trying to essentially ditch the dragon

1184
00:44:34,699 --> 00:44:37,980
or get away from the dragon.

1185
00:44:37,980 --> 00:44:39,380
Using your skills,

1186
00:44:39,380 --> 00:44:42,159
you can use some of the same skills

1187
00:44:42,159 --> 00:44:43,299
you can use more than once.

1188
00:44:43,299 --> 00:44:46,559
Like if you roll an athletics type skill,

1189
00:44:46,559 --> 00:44:48,059
you can sometimes use that more than once,

1190
00:44:48,059 --> 00:44:50,900
but if you use it more than the preset amount,

1191
00:44:50,900 --> 00:44:53,619
you get penalized for using the same thing

1192
00:44:53,619 --> 00:44:55,500
over and over and over again.

1193
00:44:55,500 --> 00:44:57,619
Forcing you guys to try different things.

1194
00:44:57,619 --> 00:44:58,460
Okay.

1195
00:44:58,460 --> 00:44:59,299
Okay.

1196
00:44:59,299 --> 00:45:01,659
Guys, all my strengths are in intelligence

1197
00:45:01,659 --> 00:45:03,259
and wisdom and stuff.

1198
00:45:03,259 --> 00:45:04,340
But you can use your brains

1199
00:45:04,340 --> 00:45:07,579
to think of clever ways to hide and stuff.

1200
00:45:07,579 --> 00:45:09,019
I suppose.

1201
00:45:09,019 --> 00:45:12,659
So you descend down a flight of stairs

1202
00:45:12,659 --> 00:45:16,460
and ahead of you is kind of a night market.

1203
00:45:16,460 --> 00:45:21,220
And then you're in an alleyway that runs behind this inn

1204
00:45:21,220 --> 00:45:22,940
and a bunch of other buildings.

1205
00:45:22,940 --> 00:45:23,860
And you can always,

1206
00:45:23,860 --> 00:45:26,659
perception checks don't count as your skill checks.

1207
00:45:26,659 --> 00:45:28,260
So if you want to stop and look around

1208
00:45:28,260 --> 00:45:29,639
and see what you see,

1209
00:45:29,639 --> 00:45:31,900
you can do that as a separate thing.

1210
00:45:31,900 --> 00:45:34,980
But we'll go in continued initiative order.

1211
00:45:34,980 --> 00:45:36,579
So Flint would be up first.

1212
00:45:36,579 --> 00:45:37,740
All right.

1213
00:45:37,740 --> 00:45:40,300
So now I don't have to use one of my skill checks

1214
00:45:40,300 --> 00:45:42,179
to see what's around.

1215
00:45:42,179 --> 00:45:43,820
You will just tell us sort of thing?

1216
00:45:43,820 --> 00:45:44,659
Yeah.

1217
00:45:44,659 --> 00:45:45,980
At any point, if you want to stop and say,

1218
00:45:46,380 --> 00:45:47,539
what do I see?

1219
00:45:47,539 --> 00:45:49,260
Yeah, you can do that.

1220
00:45:49,260 --> 00:45:50,139
So ahead of you.

1221
00:45:50,139 --> 00:45:50,980
Okay, well.

1222
00:45:50,980 --> 00:45:51,800
Yeah.

1223
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:52,639
So yeah.

1224
00:45:52,639 --> 00:45:53,480
Yeah, I would like to check out, yeah.

1225
00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:56,139
Ahead of you is a night market that looks,

1226
00:45:56,139 --> 00:45:57,340
it's not super busy,

1227
00:45:57,340 --> 00:46:01,179
but there are some vendors and people walking through.

1228
00:46:01,179 --> 00:46:03,860
There is, to your left and right

1229
00:46:03,860 --> 00:46:07,420
is just a long alley type corridor

1230
00:46:07,420 --> 00:46:10,519
that has a few different offshoots

1231
00:46:10,519 --> 00:46:13,740
between buildings and into buildings.

1232
00:46:13,740 --> 00:46:14,619
With the night market,

1233
00:46:14,619 --> 00:46:16,900
I'm assuming you mean like an open air kind of market?

1234
00:46:16,900 --> 00:46:18,219
Yeah, yeah.

1235
00:46:18,219 --> 00:46:19,059
Okay.

1236
00:46:20,099 --> 00:46:21,339
And there's, I would assume,

1237
00:46:21,339 --> 00:46:24,179
then there's all sorts of like vendors and stands

1238
00:46:24,179 --> 00:46:26,699
and things and stuff to hide behind.

1239
00:46:26,699 --> 00:46:27,539
Yep.

1240
00:46:27,539 --> 00:46:28,819
All right, well, for my first one,

1241
00:46:28,819 --> 00:46:30,059
then I'm gonna use stealth

1242
00:46:30,059 --> 00:46:32,460
because that's one that I have a decent bonus with.

1243
00:46:32,460 --> 00:46:33,299
Sure.

1244
00:46:33,299 --> 00:46:36,539
And I'm gonna try and like run past a couple of booths

1245
00:46:36,539 --> 00:46:38,539
and then duck under another one

1246
00:46:38,539 --> 00:46:40,119
so that I'm stealthy and hidden.

1247
00:46:40,119 --> 00:46:40,960
Sure.

1248
00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:41,880
All right, here we go.

1249
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:44,720
17.

1250
00:46:44,720 --> 00:46:49,720
17 is a failure on that check.

1251
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:52,440
Whoa, all right then.

1252
00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:53,280
Dang.

1253
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:56,320
It flies overhead and lets out a bellow

1254
00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:59,200
and you can definitely tell that it can see you.

1255
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:00,039
Okay.

1256
00:47:00,039 --> 00:47:01,720
Then how many failures are we left?

1257
00:47:01,720 --> 00:47:02,559
Three.

1258
00:47:02,559 --> 00:47:03,840
Oh, good.

1259
00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:06,160
Sorry, forgot to mention you do,

1260
00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:11,160
I'm giving you each an action point for this.

1261
00:47:11,599 --> 00:47:15,159
So if at any point you want to try and reroll,

1262
00:47:15,159 --> 00:47:16,399
you can use an action point.

1263
00:47:16,399 --> 00:47:18,879
So your call.

1264
00:47:18,879 --> 00:47:19,719
Jeez, I don't really know

1265
00:47:19,719 --> 00:47:21,639
if I can beat a 17 on a stealth.

1266
00:47:21,639 --> 00:47:23,519
So that might not be the best way to go for me.

1267
00:47:23,519 --> 00:47:24,359
Okay.

1268
00:47:24,359 --> 00:47:25,920
Was that with your bonus, Tom?

1269
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:28,000
Like, do we get to add our bonus to our roll?

1270
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:28,839
Yep.

1271
00:47:28,839 --> 00:47:29,679
Yeah, that was with my bonus.

1272
00:47:29,679 --> 00:47:32,480
Mm, fascinating.

1273
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:35,379
And by fascinating, I mean, aw, shit.

1274
00:47:35,379 --> 00:47:37,299
Is it my turn now?

1275
00:47:37,299 --> 00:47:39,440
It is your turn now, Nulara.

1276
00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:41,200
Well, my medicine skills

1277
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:46,200
going to come in very handy right now, as is nature.

1278
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:47,880
Can you use like animal handling

1279
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:49,360
and just be like, bad dragon.

1280
00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:52,519
Yeah, I've been thinking about it.

1281
00:47:52,519 --> 00:47:57,519
But instead, how about I am going

1282
00:47:57,519 --> 00:48:02,519
to also run into the market.

1283
00:48:03,320 --> 00:48:04,159
Okay.

1284
00:48:04,159 --> 00:48:05,000
Which seems kind of mean

1285
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:06,079
because there's just people in there,

1286
00:48:06,079 --> 00:48:07,559
but whatever, it's dragon.

1287
00:48:07,559 --> 00:48:09,039
Oh, I'm sure they're scattering.

1288
00:48:09,039 --> 00:48:10,400
Yeah, exactly.

1289
00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:15,400
And I am going to, hmm,

1290
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:18,440
what's on either side of the night market?

1291
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:20,360
Like buildings, taller buildings,

1292
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:24,119
or this is all a stone town, right?

1293
00:48:24,119 --> 00:48:25,519
It's all, yeah, stone town.

1294
00:48:25,519 --> 00:48:30,519
So there are squat buildings on either side of the market.

1295
00:48:30,679 --> 00:48:35,679
So the street is, we'll say,

1296
00:48:35,759 --> 00:48:40,519
about 15 to 20 feet wide on this street that you are in.

1297
00:48:40,519 --> 00:48:43,480
And then there are like single level stone buildings

1298
00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:44,319
on either side of the street.

1299
00:48:44,319 --> 00:48:45,399
Is there any open windows?

1300
00:48:45,399 --> 00:48:47,199
Not that you see in this.

1301
00:48:47,199 --> 00:48:49,579
Not within 30 feet of me?

1302
00:48:49,579 --> 00:48:50,419
No.

1303
00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:53,019
Why, shit.

1304
00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:59,359
Okay, then I guess I am going to,

1305
00:49:00,359 --> 00:49:02,559
oh God, I don't know what I'm gonna do.

1306
00:49:02,559 --> 00:49:04,960
And this is only my first turn.

1307
00:49:04,960 --> 00:49:07,519
Is there any animals in the market?

1308
00:49:07,519 --> 00:49:08,760
Is there a cage of chickens?

1309
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:12,000
This is what I'm picturing is an Asian night market.

1310
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:14,199
That's exactly what I'm picturing.

1311
00:49:14,199 --> 00:49:15,720
Sure, yeah, there's chickens.

1312
00:49:15,720 --> 00:49:18,800
Perfect, then I'm going to, are they in cages?

1313
00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:19,639
Yep.

1314
00:49:19,639 --> 00:49:24,240
Great, I'm gonna run there and I'm going to,

1315
00:49:24,240 --> 00:49:26,519
I don't know, open the cages

1316
00:49:26,519 --> 00:49:29,400
and try and get the chickens to like, you know,

1317
00:49:31,240 --> 00:49:33,639
fly up in the air in a distracting manner

1318
00:49:33,639 --> 00:49:35,839
and then hide under something.

1319
00:49:35,839 --> 00:49:37,599
Karla, chickens don't fly.

1320
00:49:37,599 --> 00:49:40,000
Well, I know, but you know, like in every show,

1321
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:42,879
they're like, they kind of-

1322
00:49:42,879 --> 00:49:44,719
True, it creates a distraction.

1323
00:49:44,719 --> 00:49:45,559
It creates a distraction.

1324
00:49:45,559 --> 00:49:49,440
Like, I'm essentially gonna throw the chickens at him,

1325
00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:50,519
but they're gonna, you know,

1326
00:49:50,519 --> 00:49:51,859
they're gonna be flapping around

1327
00:49:51,859 --> 00:49:53,359
and it's gonna be distracting.

1328
00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:55,440
And annoying, probably.

1329
00:49:55,440 --> 00:49:58,000
And annoying and not great for the chickens

1330
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,400
or their owner, but you know, desperate times.

1331
00:50:01,699 --> 00:50:03,199
Oh my God, why do I keep?

1332
00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:05,879
What is happening over there?

1333
00:50:05,879 --> 00:50:07,679
I just have a small work surface

1334
00:50:07,679 --> 00:50:10,039
I'm trying to roll my dice on.

1335
00:50:10,039 --> 00:50:15,039
But that was a 19 and my, so 21.

1336
00:50:15,639 --> 00:50:19,199
You, yeah, you successfully throw those chickens

1337
00:50:19,199 --> 00:50:20,039
up in the air.

1338
00:50:20,039 --> 00:50:23,920
All right.

1339
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:26,920
It looks like it kind of distracts him for a moment.

1340
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:27,759
Perfect.

1341
00:50:27,759 --> 00:50:30,159
Okay, new title, chickens, who knew?

1342
00:50:30,359 --> 00:50:34,279
So you have one success and one failure at the moment.

1343
00:50:34,279 --> 00:50:35,279
And it's Thea's turn.

1344
00:50:35,279 --> 00:50:37,679
Oh, is that, is that as a group?

1345
00:50:37,679 --> 00:50:39,279
We can only, oh, okay.

1346
00:50:39,279 --> 00:50:40,119
All right.

1347
00:50:40,119 --> 00:50:40,960
As a group.

1348
00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:42,559
Okay, me too.

1349
00:50:42,559 --> 00:50:45,799
And I was like, I thought the same thing.

1350
00:50:45,799 --> 00:50:48,799
Oh yeah, so I would have aimed for something else

1351
00:50:48,799 --> 00:50:50,519
to accept better bonuses, but that's okay.

1352
00:50:50,519 --> 00:50:52,199
Sorry, yes, as a group.

1353
00:50:52,199 --> 00:50:56,839
So essentially when you choose to do something,

1354
00:50:56,839 --> 00:50:59,920
picture everybody going along with you.

1355
00:50:59,920 --> 00:51:03,079
So if you choose to run like fuck,

1356
00:51:03,079 --> 00:51:04,400
everybody's running with you.

1357
00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:05,320
Perfect.

1358
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:06,159
All right.

1359
00:51:06,159 --> 00:51:07,000
Okay, that makes more sense.

1360
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:10,159
I really liked where Nularaaa's head was at,

1361
00:51:10,159 --> 00:51:14,000
but I just thought that she chose a strange bird.

1362
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:18,760
So I see in the market, I'm hoping,

1363
00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:22,880
they often have like pigeons or doves in cages,

1364
00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:24,440
flying creatures.

1365
00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:27,840
Yeah, there's, it looks like a,

1366
00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:30,559
yeah, there looks to be some sort of vendor

1367
00:51:30,559 --> 00:51:33,680
that is selling birds of some sort.

1368
00:51:33,680 --> 00:51:35,840
Well, I want to open that cage

1369
00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:39,400
and they will fly up in a flock in front of the dragon.

1370
00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:40,240
Okay.

1371
00:51:40,240 --> 00:51:41,200
That's my.

1372
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:43,039
Okay, so you're doing animal handling again?

1373
00:51:43,039 --> 00:51:44,120
Yeah, it's gonna be my animal handling.

1374
00:51:44,120 --> 00:51:44,960
Okay.

1375
00:51:47,840 --> 00:51:48,760
21.

1376
00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:52,039
Yeah, so now there are chickens and pigeons

1377
00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:56,800
flying up, distracting this dragon

1378
00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:59,600
who is not having a great time with these birds.

1379
00:51:59,600 --> 00:52:01,280
Well, you just think for lunch.

1380
00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:04,160
If you make one more animal handling check,

1381
00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:08,039
there will be a penalty for doing so.

1382
00:52:08,039 --> 00:52:08,880
Flint, your turn.

1383
00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:13,800
Okay, well, while the dragon is dealing with the fowl

1384
00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:15,960
that are upon him,

1385
00:52:15,960 --> 00:52:19,640
I'm going to go for a athletics check

1386
00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:21,920
and just see how fast we can run.

1387
00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:23,440
Okay.

1388
00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:25,800
And that is a 22.

1389
00:52:25,840 --> 00:52:27,120
It's my best bonus.

1390
00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:30,000
You are able to run through the market.

1391
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:32,320
You get ahead of this dragon while he's busy

1392
00:52:32,320 --> 00:52:35,000
dealing with all these birds that are now in the air

1393
00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:39,400
and you make it to the end of this street

1394
00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:42,840
and then it splits so you can go left or right

1395
00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:47,840
and both lead you back to a larger open main road.

1396
00:52:48,039 --> 00:52:49,880
But yes, that is a success.

1397
00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:50,720
Thanks.

1398
00:52:51,640 --> 00:52:52,480
New Laura.

1399
00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:58,280
So we've used animal handling twice, like between all of us.

1400
00:52:58,280 --> 00:53:00,719
So if we use it again, between all of us.

1401
00:53:00,719 --> 00:53:01,559
There will be a penalty.

1402
00:53:01,559 --> 00:53:02,880
There will be a penalty.

1403
00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:03,719
Okay.

1404
00:53:03,719 --> 00:53:04,559
Do we know what the penalty is?

1405
00:53:04,559 --> 00:53:05,400
No, we don't.

1406
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:06,960
Don't use it.

1407
00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:07,800
That's okay.

1408
00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:11,000
I wasn't, I was using that as an example.

1409
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:11,840
Sure.

1410
00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:14,320
I am going to use,

1411
00:53:15,599 --> 00:53:17,960
so we've kind of come to a T in the road, yes?

1412
00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:19,079
Yes.

1413
00:53:19,119 --> 00:53:23,079
Now do we see any open windows or doors?

1414
00:53:23,079 --> 00:53:23,920
There are, yep.

1415
00:53:23,920 --> 00:53:25,639
There are doors, yep.

1416
00:53:25,639 --> 00:53:27,079
It looks like it's backing on

1417
00:53:27,079 --> 00:53:29,400
to where you reach your dead end.

1418
00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:33,559
It looks like the back of either restaurants

1419
00:53:33,559 --> 00:53:35,119
or other stores.

1420
00:53:35,119 --> 00:53:40,119
So you're in some sort of industrial shopping district

1421
00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:42,279
of this town.

1422
00:53:42,279 --> 00:53:45,400
But yeah, there are closed windows and there are doors.

1423
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:46,240
Okay.

1424
00:53:46,240 --> 00:53:50,200
I am going to use my survival skill

1425
00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:53,079
to try one of these doors.

1426
00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:57,160
Didn't go so well.

1427
00:53:57,160 --> 00:54:01,039
That was a 12.

1428
00:54:01,039 --> 00:54:03,960
12 for that.

1429
00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:05,680
Yeah, you try a couple of them

1430
00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:07,440
and one of the doors opens up

1431
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:11,680
and it opens into a closed restaurant.

1432
00:54:11,680 --> 00:54:14,519
So it's a, you're in the back of a kitchen area

1433
00:54:14,519 --> 00:54:15,360
at this point.

1434
00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:16,199
Okay.

1435
00:54:16,199 --> 00:54:17,440
See ya.

1436
00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:19,159
Do I see anything?

1437
00:54:19,159 --> 00:54:24,159
There is a door going out to the front of this restaurant.

1438
00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:29,480
There is a, looks like a cellar that's going down

1439
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:33,280
and there are some windows in there.

1440
00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:36,519
Okay, so I can just try, I don't know,

1441
00:54:36,519 --> 00:54:38,559
I know the history of this building

1442
00:54:38,559 --> 00:54:43,440
and if we go down these flight of stairs

1443
00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:45,760
and then it'll be come out in a tunnel

1444
00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:48,079
underneath the other part of the city.

1445
00:54:48,079 --> 00:54:49,480
That could be something you do, yeah.

1446
00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:50,880
Okay, I do that.

1447
00:54:52,039 --> 00:54:53,639
Oh, son of a, you touched it.

1448
00:54:53,639 --> 00:54:56,000
Oh, damn it. You rolled it into my hand.

1449
00:54:56,000 --> 00:55:00,159
Cursed, 16.

1450
00:55:00,159 --> 00:55:04,119
16 on a history is a success.

1451
00:55:04,119 --> 00:55:05,880
Oh, thank God, you're lucky.

1452
00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:10,880
You know that there are underground passages

1453
00:55:11,240 --> 00:55:13,840
that run underneath the entire city of Mirabar

1454
00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:17,360
used as ways to get stock to and from places

1455
00:55:17,360 --> 00:55:19,039
without blocking up the streets

1456
00:55:19,039 --> 00:55:22,039
and you discern that one of them

1457
00:55:22,039 --> 00:55:23,680
might be under this restaurant

1458
00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:26,200
and you go and it is there.

1459
00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:29,800
As the last of you gets down there though,

1460
00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:34,800
you hear the dragon holler and the kitchen is caved in.

1461
00:55:35,360 --> 00:55:36,920
Hope they have insurance.

1462
00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:38,519
And now it's Flint's turn.

1463
00:55:38,559 --> 00:55:41,360
That special comprehensive dragon insurance.

1464
00:55:41,360 --> 00:55:42,199
Well, yeah.

1465
00:55:42,199 --> 00:55:44,960
All right, so the stairway behind us,

1466
00:55:44,960 --> 00:55:46,800
I take it has collapsed.

1467
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:49,039
Well, sorry, the entire kitchen didn't collapse,

1468
00:55:49,039 --> 00:55:50,559
but like a wall came out

1469
00:55:50,559 --> 00:55:52,800
and the dragon is making his way in there.

1470
00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:54,000
Oh, okay.

1471
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:56,960
Anyone else imagining this like a fake town,

1472
00:55:56,960 --> 00:55:58,880
like the fronts of buildings are just like.

1473
00:55:58,880 --> 00:56:01,719
Oh, totally, yeah.

1474
00:56:01,719 --> 00:56:02,719
That's what I have in my head right now.

1475
00:56:02,719 --> 00:56:04,719
So what are our options

1476
00:56:04,719 --> 00:56:06,599
as far as our surrounding is concerned, Russ?

1477
00:56:06,599 --> 00:56:09,920
You descend down into this underground tunnel

1478
00:56:09,920 --> 00:56:13,159
and now you have in front of you

1479
00:56:13,159 --> 00:56:15,319
and behind you a straight shot

1480
00:56:15,319 --> 00:56:19,559
with looks like there are offshoots going at periodic.

1481
00:56:19,559 --> 00:56:24,159
Looks like they kind of are going about building width

1482
00:56:24,159 --> 00:56:26,319
down the way.

1483
00:56:26,319 --> 00:56:28,659
I guess we should, oh, geez.

1484
00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:31,839
Do you guys care which direction we go?

1485
00:56:31,839 --> 00:56:33,360
Meh, no.

1486
00:56:33,360 --> 00:56:35,000
All right, perfect.

1487
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:37,840
And we haven't used acrobatics yet, have we?

1488
00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:38,679
Nope.

1489
00:56:38,679 --> 00:56:41,639
All right, so I will use the acrobatics check

1490
00:56:41,639 --> 00:56:44,280
to make sure that we've got some solid footing

1491
00:56:44,280 --> 00:56:46,079
while we run down the hall.

1492
00:56:46,079 --> 00:56:46,920
Okay.

1493
00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:49,199
You said anything.

1494
00:56:49,199 --> 00:56:52,199
I did, as long as you can justify it.

1495
00:56:52,199 --> 00:56:54,119
Hey, we need a good footing

1496
00:56:54,119 --> 00:56:55,599
because otherwise it's not gonna go very well.

1497
00:56:55,599 --> 00:56:56,840
It's probably slippery and wet.

1498
00:56:56,840 --> 00:57:00,000
I would assume so, being underground and all.

1499
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:00,820
15.

1500
00:57:00,820 --> 00:57:02,320
Is a success.

1501
00:57:02,320 --> 00:57:06,920
So you discern that although it's a little damp,

1502
00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:08,039
you can get good footing

1503
00:57:08,039 --> 00:57:12,480
as you continue to run down this passage.

1504
00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:13,320
Excellent.

1505
00:57:13,320 --> 00:57:16,400
So you are at six successes, one failure.

1506
00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:18,720
I, so we are running in tunnels

1507
00:57:18,720 --> 00:57:21,440
under the stores basically, yes?

1508
00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:22,400
Yes.

1509
00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:25,760
Okay, I use my incredible perception

1510
00:57:25,760 --> 00:57:28,820
to notice like a sulfur brimstone

1511
00:57:28,820 --> 00:57:32,019
kind of like smelting smell

1512
00:57:32,019 --> 00:57:33,139
that leads me to believe

1513
00:57:33,139 --> 00:57:35,980
we are under some kind of weapons store.

1514
00:57:35,980 --> 00:57:39,900
So we're gonna try and get up those stairs to that store.

1515
00:57:39,900 --> 00:57:41,340
Okay.

1516
00:57:41,340 --> 00:57:42,179
Damn.

1517
00:57:42,179 --> 00:57:44,980
That seems like a good place to make a stand.

1518
00:57:44,980 --> 00:57:48,619
So that is, that's plus five.

1519
00:57:48,619 --> 00:57:50,619
So 18.

1520
00:57:50,619 --> 00:57:55,619
You were running down and you actually see a person

1521
00:57:55,739 --> 00:57:58,099
who looks like he's just kind of tidying up

1522
00:57:58,099 --> 00:58:00,500
outside of his, his.

1523
00:58:00,500 --> 00:58:01,340
No idea.

1524
00:58:01,340 --> 00:58:02,159
There's a dragon.

1525
00:58:03,519 --> 00:58:04,360
Oh, wait a minute.

1526
00:58:04,360 --> 00:58:06,860
Is this like the classic scene in every monster movie

1527
00:58:06,860 --> 00:58:09,860
where there's like a janitor with headphones on sweeping

1528
00:58:09,860 --> 00:58:10,820
and then in the background,

1529
00:58:10,820 --> 00:58:13,420
there's like the world is falling apart.

1530
00:58:13,420 --> 00:58:14,260
Yeah.

1531
00:58:14,260 --> 00:58:15,099
Very much like that.

1532
00:58:15,099 --> 00:58:15,920
That's awesome.

1533
00:58:15,920 --> 00:58:16,760
He's kind of just tending

1534
00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:19,019
to his own little area of these tunnels.

1535
00:58:19,019 --> 00:58:20,659
Looks like he's tidying up a little bit,

1536
00:58:20,659 --> 00:58:23,420
but you see him and you run towards him.

1537
00:58:23,420 --> 00:58:26,380
And he sees that you are very clearly panicked

1538
00:58:26,380 --> 00:58:30,219
and takes you into his shop, which is of course,

1539
00:58:30,900 --> 00:58:33,220
it looks like a blacksmith type store.

1540
00:58:33,220 --> 00:58:37,340
Thea, and you've got seven successes and one failure.

1541
00:58:37,340 --> 00:58:41,500
I use persuasion,

1542
00:58:42,420 --> 00:58:44,220
like on this nice gentleman.

1543
00:58:44,220 --> 00:58:48,860
I persuade the guy to tell us

1544
00:58:48,860 --> 00:58:51,300
the quickest way into the forest,

1545
00:58:51,300 --> 00:58:52,660
quickest way to the forest,

1546
00:58:52,660 --> 00:58:54,140
to the safest place in town.

1547
00:58:54,140 --> 00:58:56,140
I persuade him to tell us where the safest place

1548
00:58:56,140 --> 00:58:56,980
in town is.

1549
00:58:56,980 --> 00:58:59,780
And then I also persuade him to, you know, run.

1550
00:58:59,780 --> 00:59:00,620
Sure.

1551
00:59:00,620 --> 00:59:01,460
Yes.

1552
00:59:01,460 --> 00:59:03,740
Oh, thank God.

1553
00:59:05,340 --> 00:59:06,740
21.

1554
00:59:06,740 --> 00:59:10,660
So yeah, you very calm and coolly explain to him

1555
00:59:10,660 --> 00:59:13,340
that there is a dragon likely making its way

1556
00:59:13,340 --> 00:59:16,100
into the tunnels and you need somewhere safe to go.

1557
00:59:16,100 --> 00:59:19,580
And he tells you that the safest place to head

1558
00:59:19,580 --> 00:59:23,540
is the armory or the town hall,

1559
00:59:23,540 --> 00:59:26,180
the castle of the city.

1560
00:59:26,180 --> 00:59:27,740
He says the dragon's in the tunnels,

1561
00:59:27,740 --> 00:59:30,860
then you can head, he gives you directions

1562
00:59:30,860 --> 00:59:32,980
to where both of those points are.

1563
00:59:32,980 --> 00:59:34,900
But that was a success.

1564
00:59:36,140 --> 00:59:41,140
So you have successfully beaten the skill challenge.

1565
00:59:41,860 --> 00:59:43,900
And as you guys are discussing this,

1566
00:59:43,900 --> 00:59:45,740
you hear-

1567
00:59:45,740 --> 00:59:47,060
The dragon die of disappointment.

1568
00:59:47,060 --> 00:59:48,780
The dragon die of disappointment.

1569
00:59:48,780 --> 00:59:50,460
No, you hear-

1570
00:59:50,460 --> 00:59:52,540
Guys, that's how we're gonna kill every dragon

1571
00:59:52,540 --> 00:59:53,700
from now on.

1572
00:59:53,700 --> 00:59:57,380
As you kind of go and look out the front door there,

1573
00:59:58,019 --> 01:00:01,940
you see the dragon circling overhead.

1574
01:00:01,940 --> 01:00:04,380
After a little while, it looks like it gives up

1575
01:00:04,380 --> 01:00:08,260
and starts to fly back towards where the battle started.

1576
01:00:08,260 --> 01:00:10,740
Not that I'm not happy we got away,

1577
01:00:10,740 --> 01:00:13,059
but you know, it's gonna kill a dragon.

1578
01:00:13,059 --> 01:00:15,140
We got so close last time.

1579
01:00:15,140 --> 01:00:16,740
This one's like a little dragon.

1580
01:00:16,740 --> 01:00:18,980
It's like not a full grown dragon.

1581
01:00:18,980 --> 01:00:21,539
Oh, I was totally gonna say we should go back

1582
01:00:21,539 --> 01:00:24,619
to where the fight is and at least like find out,

1583
01:00:24,619 --> 01:00:26,539
like what the fuck?

1584
01:00:26,539 --> 01:00:27,380
I agree.

1585
01:00:27,380 --> 01:00:29,500
Like why were they chasing us?

1586
01:00:29,500 --> 01:00:32,179
Is it to do with these artifacts?

1587
01:00:32,179 --> 01:00:35,500
Like we need some more deets from old,

1588
01:00:35,500 --> 01:00:36,340
what's his name?

1589
01:00:36,340 --> 01:00:37,179
Glory Jim?

1590
01:00:37,179 --> 01:00:38,019
Yeah, that's right.

1591
01:00:38,019 --> 01:00:39,019
I wonder if they know what's going on.

1592
01:00:39,019 --> 01:00:39,860
And you know what?

1593
01:00:39,860 --> 01:00:41,019
Even if they don't know what's going on,

1594
01:00:41,019 --> 01:00:42,259
if that dragon is going back

1595
01:00:42,259 --> 01:00:44,460
to where it was fighting them at the inn,

1596
01:00:44,460 --> 01:00:46,380
we should at least go help.

1597
01:00:46,380 --> 01:00:47,219
Yeah.

1598
01:00:47,219 --> 01:00:48,059
Sure.

1599
01:00:48,059 --> 01:00:49,420
You get directions in relation

1600
01:00:49,420 --> 01:00:51,980
to where you are from the shopkeeper

1601
01:00:51,980 --> 01:00:54,699
and he kind of stays in his place and huddles up.

1602
01:00:54,699 --> 01:00:55,619
You're going out the door

1603
01:00:55,619 --> 01:00:57,059
or you're going back through the tunnels.

1604
01:00:57,059 --> 01:00:58,420
Might as well just go out the door.

1605
01:00:58,420 --> 01:00:59,380
Yeah, might as well.

1606
01:00:59,380 --> 01:01:00,219
Okay, yeah.

1607
01:01:00,219 --> 01:01:03,500
So you go out the door and you hear it lock

1608
01:01:03,500 --> 01:01:05,619
and like board up behind you.

1609
01:01:05,619 --> 01:01:06,460
Smart choice.

1610
01:01:06,460 --> 01:01:09,940
And you make your way back to the battle

1611
01:01:09,940 --> 01:01:12,380
and you go down the street

1612
01:01:12,380 --> 01:01:14,900
where the front of the entrance of the inn is.

1613
01:01:14,900 --> 01:01:17,980
You make it there undetected by anybody else

1614
01:01:17,980 --> 01:01:21,380
and you see a whole horde of these,

1615
01:01:21,380 --> 01:01:23,659
of the dragon claw type creatures slaughtered

1616
01:01:23,659 --> 01:01:25,579
in the front of the inn.

1617
01:01:25,579 --> 01:01:28,619
You don't see the half dragon-

1618
01:01:28,619 --> 01:01:29,460
Douchebag.

1619
01:01:29,460 --> 01:01:30,299
Douchebag.

1620
01:01:30,299 --> 01:01:31,899
You don't see the half dragon douchebag

1621
01:01:31,899 --> 01:01:35,379
and you don't see the dragon itself either.

1622
01:01:35,379 --> 01:01:37,500
Looks like the fist of the Iron Dawn

1623
01:01:37,500 --> 01:01:40,739
is kind of cleaning up, so to speak,

1624
01:01:40,739 --> 01:01:42,379
checking the bodies over.

1625
01:01:42,379 --> 01:01:46,659
Flint, you hear a very familiar call that says,

1626
01:01:46,659 --> 01:01:48,059
well, I'll be fucked.

1627
01:01:49,779 --> 01:01:51,219
Good to see you two.

1628
01:01:51,260 --> 01:02:15,080
P

1629
01:02:15,080 --> 01:02:17,660
Music in today's episode was by Kavin McClough

1630
01:02:17,660 --> 01:02:19,460
of Incompetech.filmmusic.io

1631
01:02:19,460 --> 01:02:24,260
He goes by the name of Geraldo Riviera.

1632
01:02:24,260 --> 01:02:30,260
This is what happens when Russ doesn't look at his notes.

1633
01:02:30,260 --> 01:02:34,059
Can I say Geraldo Riviera?

1634
01:02:34,059 --> 01:02:35,139
His name is Geraldo.

1635
01:02:35,139 --> 01:02:36,500
I don't think it's Riviera though.

1636
01:02:36,500 --> 01:02:38,500
I just had River on the mind.

1637
01:02:38,500 --> 01:02:41,500
Stop looking at my notes.

1638
01:02:41,500 --> 01:02:44,500
God damn it, Russell.

1639
01:02:44,539 --> 01:02:48,539
I don't think you want Amy taking notes anymore.

1640
01:02:48,539 --> 01:02:52,539
She just wrote down Leonin Glorygem.

1641
01:02:52,539 --> 01:02:53,539
That's good.

1642
01:02:53,539 --> 01:02:56,539
Colonial Solax.

1643
01:02:56,539 --> 01:02:58,539
It was out of practice.

1644
01:02:58,539 --> 01:03:01,539
Nasty old Hand of the Dong.

1645
01:03:01,539 --> 01:03:07,539
I couldn't remember the name of the organization.

1646
01:03:07,539 --> 01:03:09,539
That's what he was a part of.

1647
01:03:09,539 --> 01:03:11,539
And I knew it was Hand.

1648
01:03:11,579 --> 01:03:15,579
Well, it's Fist.

1649
01:03:15,579 --> 01:03:17,579
Not of the Dong.

1650
01:03:17,579 --> 01:03:19,579
Fist of the Dong is much better.

1651
01:03:19,579 --> 01:03:20,579
That's true.

1652
01:03:20,579 --> 01:03:21,579
It is much better.

1653
01:03:21,579 --> 01:03:22,579
We should probably change it.

1654
01:03:22,579 --> 01:03:23,579
It's canon now.

1655
01:03:23,579 --> 01:03:27,579
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